33Ocean City, United States
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My self-summary
1. I.m the Identical Twin of Brad Pitt.
2. I invented the inflatable dartboard( didn't make a whole lot of money)
3. I know the Muffin Man.

-It's already obvious that like to make jokes (not always great ones)

-I feel strongly about teaching/mentoring/entertaining all ages. I taught middle school children social justice through Americorps and on the weekends I ran a art program for kids of parents living at a transitional home.

- I lived and worked in a house for adults with disabilities as a assistant in Chicago and Washington DC for 2 years.

-I even worked as a PIRATE storyteller for children 2 summers(arrrrrrr u kidding me? nope.) and performed in several plays.

-Art is a huge part of my life.I ran some art programs since I have graduated and I really enjoy going out and sketching random people. Going to art museums are fun especially if you find a non art object(a fire extinguisher,a chair, a bathroom sign) in the museum and start to observe it closely like it's a work of art. People WILL stop and look at it to.

-Running is also very important to me.

Ps. Quack quack quack quack, moooooooo
What I’m doing with my life
-I currently working as a teachers aid in a classroom of students with autism. I work one on one with a great kid
- I also work as as a dancer and Billy Idol impersonator at a 70 and 80s dance club called Boogie Nights in Atlantic City.
I’m really good at
talking about movies,long distance running,drawing,teaching children/adults,dancing,saving the world
The first things people usually notice about me
my four limbs and a head
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Foo Fighters,Deftones,Don Broco, Killswitch Engage, Hatebreed, Bury Tomorrow, Pantera, Devildriver, Skindred, Sevendust, A Day to Remember, Dave Mathews Band, Shadows Fall, Caliban, Emmure, Sevendust, FACT, Glassjaw,Korn, Lower than Atlantis.Rammstein, Pearl Jam,Bury your Dead, Tool, Slipknot,Soilwork, Four Year Strong, Converge, Alexisonfire, For the Fallen Dreams, Weird Al Yankovic, Skrillex

Movies: Wayne s World, Jaws,True Lies,Fargo,Dumb and Dumber,This is Spinal Tap, Donnie Darko, It Follows, Good Will Hunting, Airplane, Back to the Future Trilogy, Sleepless in Seattle, Mallrats,Pulp Fiction, Taxi Driver, The Big Lewboski, Goodfellas, Clerks, Billy Madison, Fargo, Shawshank Redemption, Groundhog Day, Evil Dead Trilogy, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Super Troopers

Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Rick and Morty, Breaking Bad,The League, Curb your Enthusiasm, Californication, Scrubs, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Friends, How I Met Your Mother, Spongebobsquarepants, Fringe, Community, Freaks and Geeks, Raising Hope, Boy Meets World, Everybody Loves Raymond
Six things I could never do without
1. My Running shoes
2. My sketchbook.
3. My I pod
4. My Bike
5. My humor
6. Chinese Buffets

Apparently this is gonna make me sound like a materialistic jerk. My other safe answer is ...
1. Family
PS. Only if they show up with my Shoes ,Ipod,bike and sketchbook.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-If sign makers went on strike, what would be on their signs?
-Wouldn't it be cool if someone invented a hat that zippered of into a visor? (that someone...should be me..)
- Wouldn't it be cool if someone opened up a breakfast restaurant called The Best House of Pancakes made entirely out of ...pancakes? (me again..)
On a typical Friday night I am
Standard Ok Cupid Answer:"I enjoy going out on the weekend or staying in and watching a movie"

My Answer: Going to diners, reading art books, dancing at Boggie Nights
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
-I have a second nipple
-I framed Roger Rabbit
-I enjoy LimpBizkit. No really I do. I swear I do
- I dig Disco
You should message me if
Standard Ok Cupid Answer: If you are a woman who knows how to have fun and have a good conversation.
My Answer: A woman who is knows herself and can embrace both her flaws and her strengths.
The two of us