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My self-summary
I enjoy improv, writing, film, ukulele, reading, history, politics, laughing, cartooning, good wine, good coffee, reading the news every day, travel, music, theater, dining out, Minnesota Public Radio, driving, and exploring the Twin Cities and beyond.

I will make you laugh until you explode, then pick up your pieces and sell them on craigslist.

Thank you for reading. You get a cookie.

I am pretty funny, a little shy, and drama-free
What I’m doing with my life
I work with a youth group. I teach college-level English. I get the occasional acting gig. I play the ukulele. I teach improv acting. I read 1-2 books a week. I'm a camp counselor. I've written and produced eight plays. I make cream cheese wontons that will make you want me. I'm an award-winning cartoonist. I am learning to play darts. In my spare time, I'm a full-time grad student.
I’m really good at
I'm an improv comedy actor and fiction/screen writer. I can Google a topic faster than anyone on the planet. I can make you laugh loud and consistently, guaranteed. I'm an unnecessary well of useless trivia. I know a lot about Harry Potter considering I will not read the books (yes, I know you think I'm a horrible person).
The first things people usually notice about me
If you and I were strangers at a party and you spotted me from across the room, you'd probably find me smiling, laughing, and I would strike you as a memorable-looking guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
AUTHORS: Neil Gaiman, Elmore Leonard, David Sedaris, Stephen King, T.C. Boyle, Al Franken, Harry Crews, Lemony Snicket, Garth Ennis, Kurt Vonnegut, Walt Whitman, Bill Maher, Scott Frank, Chuck Palahniuk, Max Brooks, Garth Ennis, Jeff Smith, David Eddings, Alice Sebold, Robert Bly, Garrison Keillor, Nick Hornby, MAD Magazine, Bill Watterson, Frank Miller, Clay McCleod Chapman, MAMET.

FILM: Big Lebowski, Garden State, Shaun of the Dead, Rushmore, Sideways, Lost In Translation, About A Boy, Kill Bill, JFK, The Incredibles, Iron Giant, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, State and Main, Better Off Dead, Jaws, Raiders of the Lost Ark, City of God, Night of the Living Dead, Citizen Kane, Empire Strikes Back, Out Of Sight, Ghostbusters, Fight Club, Back to the Future, Stand By Me, 2001, Blues Brothers, Nighmare Before Christmas, Muppet movies, Blazing Saddles, BASEketball, Fellowship of the Ring, Dr. Strangelove, Clue, Seven Samurai, Rear Window, Singin' in the Rain.

MUSIC: Pearl Jam, Beck, Ben Folds, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Pink Floyd, Talking Heads, Daft Punk, The Chemical Brothers, Beastie Boys, Foo Fighters, Sean Na Na, Joe Jackson, Tears For Fears, Al Green, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Harvey Danger, Weezer, Mary Lou Lord, Bjork, Duran Duran, The Police, Stone Temple Pilots, Benassi Bros, Of Montreal, Dayfeed, Zero 7.

FOOD: Chinese, Chipotle, fresh-ground coffee, popsicles, Coke Zero, macaroni & cheese, shrimp, BBQ, a great chicken sandwich, Green Mill, Fat Lorenzo's, Matt's Bar, Cadbury Creme Eggs.

TV: Simpsons, Arrested Development, Futurama, Daily Show, Iron Chef, Colbert Report, Seinfeld, Real Time with Bill Maher, SCTV, Mr. Show, Oz, Space Ghost, Kids in the Hall, The Office, MSNBC.

RADIO: National Public Radio, 104.1 Jack FM, 89.3 The Current.
Six things I could never do without
Free speech, education, outlets for my creativity, smart entertainment, smart humor, and coffee.

While I appreciate the sentimentality people show by listing them, I'm not sure "friends and family" should be called "things." Well, maybe that one uncle...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future. Increasing productivity. Women. Sociology. Faith. That "meaning of life" thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Performing in a show, hanging out with friends, catching a movie, or doing homework.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My computer faces the window, and I watch my neighbors come and go. Shh, don't tell!
You should message me if
You're < 70% AWESOME, you're funny/like to laugh, and you want to be my Chipotle Girl.
The two of us