I will make you laugh until you explode, then pick up your pieces and sell them on craigslist.
Thank you for reading. You get a cookie.
I am pretty funny, a little shy, and drama-free
FILM: Big Lebowski, Garden State, Shaun of the Dead, Rushmore, Sideways, Lost In Translation, About A Boy, Kill Bill, JFK, The Incredibles, Iron Giant, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, State and Main, Better Off Dead, Jaws, Raiders of the Lost Ark, City of God, Night of the Living Dead, Citizen Kane, Empire Strikes Back, Out Of Sight, Ghostbusters, Fight Club, Back to the Future, Stand By Me, 2001, Blues Brothers, Nighmare Before Christmas, Muppet movies, Blazing Saddles, BASEketball, Fellowship of the Ring, Dr. Strangelove, Clue, Seven Samurai, Rear Window, Singin' in the Rain.
MUSIC: Pearl Jam, Beck, Ben Folds, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Pink Floyd, Talking Heads, Daft Punk, The Chemical Brothers, Beastie Boys, Foo Fighters, Sean Na Na, Joe Jackson, Tears For Fears, Al Green, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Harvey Danger, Weezer, Mary Lou Lord, Bjork, Duran Duran, The Police, Stone Temple Pilots, Benassi Bros, Of Montreal, Dayfeed, Zero 7.
FOOD: Chinese, Chipotle, fresh-ground coffee, popsicles, Coke Zero, macaroni & cheese, shrimp, BBQ, a great chicken sandwich, Green Mill, Fat Lorenzo's, Matt's Bar, Cadbury Creme Eggs.
TV: Simpsons, Arrested Development, Futurama, Daily Show, Iron Chef, Colbert Report, Seinfeld, Real Time with Bill Maher, SCTV, Mr. Show, Oz, Space Ghost, Kids in the Hall, The Office, MSNBC.
RADIO: National Public Radio, 104.1 Jack FM, 89.3 The Current.
While I appreciate the sentimentality people show by listing them, I'm not sure "friends and family" should be called "things." Well, maybe that one uncle...