Ten reasons to date me
1. I will juggle for you
2. I make a mean stuffed aubergine
3. If you have a bad day I will greet you with a cup of tea and a bubble bath
4. I will love you forever if you wank me off & feed me cheese
5. I cry about kittens
6. I will be rude to rude men in Ikea
7. I will tell you interesting facts about animals
8. I will take you to Cornwall and hold your hand
9. I always have cuddles for sad people
10. I'm a good little spoon
Butch as a noun, the Nearest exit may be behind you, Gender Outlaws, Whipping girl...
Lord of the rings, Full metal jacket, A Clockwork Orange, the Fall, Third Star, Equilibrium, Garden State, Adaptation...
Black Books, Green Wing, the I.T crowd, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place...
I once spent three days and three nights watching Battlestar Galactica in its entirety. I think that probably says more about me than anything else i've written here.