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My self-summary
In Kiev until early October, show me around!

LGBTQ friendly, feminist, and follow the general "don't be a dick" principle in life. It's like Buddhism, but more grounded. Sometimes I use semicolons correctly to turn people on; I'll even throw in the occasional Oxford Comma.

I am excited to make new friends, go on a few dates, and be rude in ways only an ignorant American can.
What I’m doing with my life
I am in the game industry designing games. If you are also in the game industry, you're welcome to skip the rest of the wall of text that is my profile and say hi.
I’m really good at

- When attending Karaoke, have at least one good Karaoke song at your beck and call as it is general etiquette that all attendees contribute at least one smashing performance for the evening, even if the others should suffer. (I generally have 3-5, ranging from the late 80's/early 90's to now)

- Be wary of the following songs: "Ghostbusters", "Love Shack", and "The Final Countdown". Although they may seem like good ideas at the time, they are actually traps and time sinks that harbor tedium in the center of their rotten, evil hearts.

- An inexperienced individual in the group will always queue up "Billy Jean" with no real idea what they are getting into. Be sure that when it comes on, you are ready to pick up the mic and recover the song when 30 seconds in that moment arrives.

- The 90's are the new 80's: Third Eye Blind should not be shameful but celebratory. Limp Bizket though, not so much.
The first things people usually notice about me
I once gave directions to a dude and in the 3 minutes it took to make that exchange he already noted that I was a gentleman and a scholar. So I guess people pick up on that pretty quickly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Most Recent Favorites:

Book: 100 Years of Solitude

Comic Book: Asterios Polyp

Big Dumb Wizz Bang Movie: Wonder Woman

Not Big Dumb Wizz Bang Movie: The Handmaiden

TV: The People vs OJ Simpson

Music: Twin Shadow

Video Games: Got myself a Switch, started playing Zelda Breath of the Wild.

Food: y'all gotta try this
Six things I could never do without
(1) Something Touching
(2) Something Clever
(3) Something Cheesy
(4) Something Non-sequitur
(5) Something Mundane
(6) Something Nerdy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The merits of charm vs the power of mystery.
On a typical Friday night I am
In love. Monday's pretty blue, Tuesday is gray and Wednesday is also, Thursday I don't care about you (no offense). But man, Friday...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a feminist, believe in basic human rights, and care for the environment, but you know...
You should message me if
You're silly, nerdy, unique, strange, or some brand of not quite normal.

If you have adorable short hair.

If you've got one of those really charming accents and you think Americans have really charming accents.
The two of us