I'm now going to write down some things that may offer some sort of insight as to who I am.
-In my opinion, the overall sum of human suffering would be reduced if Noel Edmonds lost his job.
-I'm one of those people who reads the Guardian and listens to 6 music.
-I like to go to festivals, especially if they're called Glastonbury.
-I'm in a band, so ner. We played Glastonbury in 2010, so double ner.
-I try to lead a sustainable, low impact life.
-Annoyingly, I also like cars.
-"Question everything" - advice to live by.
-I live on a Narrowboat, which is brilliant. Sometimes I look out the window and wonder why the fuck anyone rents.
-I do actually take a lot of things seriously, the general wellbeing and future prosperity of the human race is something of considerable interest to me.
-I'm a leftie, in at least two senses of the word.
-I do enjoy a decent sea swim.
-I'm not sure how to conclude this list.
I wouldn't say I'm really good at anything though - I am unable to form an objective opinion of my own abilities, so you'll have to ask someone else.
Actually I'll just say some words which may or may not mean something to you....Arcade fire, Elbow, Pixies, The War on Drugs (not digging that name though), Suede, Father Ted, Alan Partridge, Radmac, Douglas Adams, Monkfish.
About half the questions on this site should give the option "Oh I don't fuckng know"
On the subject of the questions on this site, it astonishes and depresses me the sheer number of people who seem to not only think that the earth is BIGGER THAN THE SUN, but are so confident of this that they have marked my answer as unacceptable. I mean...really? Do they really think that?
The back of that man's head looks like the finger of someone who's just grouted their bathroom.
-you don't think the earth is bigger than the sun.
-You have experience building galleys, do get in touch - still haven't worked out how I'm going to do that bit...