30 Toronto, Canada
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My self-summary
I'm actually cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right.
What I’m doing with my life
Preparing how to win imaginary arguments while in the shower. I think I have at least a 65% win ratio.
I’m really good at
Making terrible puns and then laughing hysterically at them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Oh, The Glory Of It All, Hitchhikers Guide, Cell, Rant, Choke, Zombie survival guide, Alphabet of Manliness, I should really read more (that's not a book, it's advice for myself).

I just re-ignited my interest in reading so I am essentially marathoning books. Going through The Witcher books right now, as well as Game of Thrones, and Lord of the Rings. If you have some great fiction, please throw it my way.

Movies: I could go on forever. I'm a massive movie buff.

Music: QOTSA, Eagles of Death Metal, Them Crooked Vultures (Yes I do love Joshua Homme), Tool, Metric, Florence and the Machine, City and Colour, Kid Cudi, Jay Z, Arcade Fire, Beastie Boys, Billy Idol, Johnny Cash, Elvis, James Brown, Cypress Hill, the national, feist, july talk, etc. I could literally go on forever with these as I listen to such a massive amount of different genres of music.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Walking dead, Breaking bad, The office, Arrested development, Scrubs, Simpsons (up to season 15), Futurama, The Wire, New Girl, community, sherlock, house of cards, orange is the new black, the inbetweeners. This list is always growing exponentially as I love new shows.
The six things I could never do without
my sidekick dog
my music
my incredibly comfortable bed
cell phone
good company
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hugging an elephant and how I can make that possible.
On a typical Friday night I am
I practice my rap lines in front of my dog. It has been a mixed result so far, but I will endure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an unhealthy fear of lakes. Anything touches my legs and I instantly think that it is some lake monster.
You should message me if
You want to get drunk and watch Babar or Lord Of The Rings.