HE'S HANDSOME! HE'S SENSITIVE! HE'S INTELLECTUAL! HE KNOWS HOW TO SHOW A LADY A GOOD TIME!
I'm also casually learning French, but I'm not nearly good enough to call myself fluent yet though.
I'm also a trivia wizard, and I spend Tuesdays almost winning free drinks at the Rose and Crown in Palo Alto (and that's the Stanford bar. It's a tough crowd.)