Yes, I am well aware of my breast size. If your first message is about my boobs I will not reply. I am an educated young lady I am not a big pair of breasts. So, if that's all you're into then to quote Lister "smeg off!!".
I have to spell this out for people, if you're going to ask impertinent sexual questions, don't bother. That is, for example questions about how many people I've slept with, or what type of panties I wear. If you're not sure, don't message me please. And smeg off applies there too.
I am not interested in hooking up or anything of that sort. So, if you're looking for just fun, find someone else. I'm not a piece of meat. I am educated and should be treated with respect.
I get enough questions about it, so I feel the need to address my asexuality. I'm currently on some high powered anti-psychotics. It has completely killed my sex drive. I call it functional asexuality. I believe that it's the medications that cause me to not get sexually aroused. But, I'm in no way ready to wean myself off of them. They are literally the only thing that holds me together some days.
I'm currently working part-time in the Graeter's bakery. Fun stuff so far.
I craft a crap ton. I have an Instagram that is dedicated solely to my crafting. @understandablyclichecrafts
And the instagram with pictures of my animals is @thethreefurbrothers
I also have gorgeous eyes, which I promptly hide behind my glasses. I have contacts but in far too lazy to wear them.
I am a total sucker for Rom Coms. I love me some Hugh Grant. I was not a fan, of the Ender's Game film. And I'm moderately a fan of the Hunger Games series. (I read the books, but I really dislike first person present tense writing.) Disney movies are something I dig a whole bunch.
I love lots of different shows. Love me a good number of amc shows. Walking Dead of course. And Hell on wheels is a personal favorite. Anson Mount is just so good looking. Basically there is a crap ton of stuff on netflix I watch. Watching through bones and undercover boss right now.
Music, is sort of all over the board for me. But, I enjoy listening to my disney pandora station. My sister was huge into the goth scene so a good number of her musical tastes rubbed off on me. So I enjoy gothic industrial bands such as, vnv nation and the cruxshadows. Emilie Autumn's Opheliac helped me through the worst of my PTSD symptoms. Songs that just perfectly describes everything I was feeling. And I actually love listening to film scores. My favorite is actually the Score from Lord of the Rings The Two Towers composed by Howard Shore. But you will see me listening to pop music like Taylor swift or Kesha. I'm not that picky.
I get asked this alot, so I'll put it in here. What's my favorite thing to bake? And the answer is plain and simple, all the breads. I haven't met a bread I didn't like to make.
I want to add in here another favorite that isn't a book, movie, show, music or food. My favorite scent in the world is Axe Pheonix.
2. My Stuffed bear Mr. Bear. I cannot sleep without him.
3. My Invader Zim Fleece blankets that I also cannot sleep without.
4. My Netflix, Hulu, and Pandora Premium Subscriptions.
5. My phone, I use to to listen to music or an audiobook on the bus.
6. My backpack! (Insert bad dora the explorer joke here) I carry a backpack with me when I leave the house. If I'm going to work I've got my work pants and shoes in mg big backpack. I have a smaller death Vader bag that I tote around when I don't want to carry more than my wallet and keys and stuff.
I honestly think about all the horrible things I've been through in my life and how I've gotten over it.
Sometimes, I just wonder if we're just part of like a play world for like a giant or something. It's been a weird thought I've had for decades.
You shouldn't message me if you plan to fixate on my breasts. I will inevitably ask if you were breast or formula fed. And if you were breast fed, when were you weaned? Because damn it's obvious you have an oral fixation and possibly an Oedipus complex. Also don't message me if you plan to ask impertinent sexual questions. If you aren't sure what might be impertinent, or even what impertinent means, please don't bother.