Yeah I know this section is titled "my self summary" and I've just filled it up with a rant about lamas and pyramids, but that's how I roll.
I also love boxing, muay thai, Brazilian jujitsu, grunting with heavy things in my hands, running till I'm wondering why I'm running so far and drinking Pina coladas and getting lost in the rain.
That last one may be an embellishment. MAY be...
- cursing people out while I'm driving.
- coming up with witty comebacks when I'm in the shower.
- hyphenated lists.
- striking kung fu poses.
- communicating what I'm good at.
-making pretty girls laugh.
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-driving. Sorry I have to burn up old dinosaurs to do it but I love getting behind the wheel and getting lost on the 1. That tyrannosaurus was an asshole anyway.
-coffee. The best part of waking up, is knowing you didn't die in your sleep. Or did you?
-music. It's the soundtrack of our lives so don't let Miley Cyrus be your narrator. Unless you really don't have anything to say.
-an old ass worn out pair of flip flops.