29Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Basically I live the life that starving children in third world countries and Scott dream about. I like to stay at home some nights with a nice bottle of wine, cook myself something nice to eat, curl up in my blanket, and watch a romantic comedy.

I am Gregarious, Intellectual, Sardonic and Humorous
What I’m doing with my life
I've been I'm Portland now a year. It's a cool place. I've been slowly assimilating to the Portland lifestyle, but only the parts of it that I fully believe aligns with who I am. Obviously I'm still looking at exploring this vast city and all the uniqueness has to offer.
I’m really good at
Drinking, bullshiting, cartwheels, turning left, chopping watermeleon, grilling meat, recieving back/shoulder rubs, ordering wine, matching clothes, and other things... just ask.
The first things people usually notice about me
My personality
Six things I could never do without
1. Companionship
2. Something to keep my attention
3. Something new, variety is the spice of life, afterall.
4. Food, I enjoy cooking it and eating it
5. The simple luxuries of life, splurge you only live once
6. A sense of purpose, wondering deaf dumb and blind is no way to go through life. However I may not know my purpose, and it may affect no one else but myself, but I'm going to do it... and do it well.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything, me and my friends often talk about an eclectic array of topics, usually with a base in some sort of philosophy, or obviously some topic that catches our attention for the day.
On a typical Friday night I am
There are many places to be on a Friday night. Home asleep, at a bar Portland has so many new bars to explore, at a concert, preferably.

I fully intend on living every Friday so highly that Morgan Freeman will narrate it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't trust horses. Their eyes. Their sneaky feet. Their shoes are permanent. Who makes that sort of commitment to shoes?
You should message me if
You find me interesting, or if you're bored and figure I'd be a good way to pass the boredom from now until you're done...

Or if you're curious as to how I'm able to dominate live with ease.
The two of us