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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Clinton. 31 years old, never married, no kids. Loving life. Work my ass off. Have fun doing whatever I'm doing. I enjoy crazy things like Crossfit, Spartan Races, and GORUCK events. Bourbon snob/beer fan/faux wine enthusiast. Best uncle ever. My beagle Sadie is my ride or die.
What I’m doing with my life
I work a lot. A whole damn lot. But I love what I do, and I'm not scared to pull the long hours.
I try to travel at every available opportunity.
Music is my soul. Writing, playing, listening. All genres.
Sports are cool. Braves, Yellow Jackets, Falcons, and any SEC football game.
I'm awesome, and I've come to grips with it.
I’m really good at
...being myself, making music, laughing at myself, giving hugs, making others laugh, grilling, and various other non-marketable skills.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a big, loud, and smiling guy. I'm a teddy bear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter series, anything by Mario Puzo, most Hunter S Thompson, Marvel comics, Dave Barry's novels, Perks of Being a Wallflower, most Palahniuk, suspense/murder mysteries from the likes of Dan Brown, Greg Iles, Patricia Cornwell, Jonathan Kellerman, etc.

Movies: Harry Potter series, Disney movies, The Princess Bride, Willow, anything Monty Python, When Harry Met Sally, Half-Baked, Pineapple Express, the Godfather, Boondock Saints, anything really. I like action, comedy, drama, the occasional chick-flick.

Shows: How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, The Walking Dead, Weeds, Scrubs, Full House, Archer, Arrow, Saved by the Bell, Family Guy, ATHF, King of the Hill, The Office, Gang Land, etc.

Music: Drive-By Truckers, Beatles, Beach Boys, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, In Flames, My Morning Jacket, Iron Maiden, Rancid, AFI, Alkaline Trio, Jason Isbell, The Avett Brothers, Coldplay, Ryan Adams, Jay-Z, Mumford and Sons, Justin Timberlake, Third Eye Blind, Darius Rucker, and lots and lots more. I'm a fan of music in general, will listen to just about anything.

Food: ANYTHING. Sushi, anything off the grill, vegetables in general (except corn), SMOOTHIES, Mexican, Chinese, Cajun, or Indian food. I'm a big eater, not too particular.
Six things I could never do without
Food, water, shelter, my dog, my guitar, a good glass of bourbon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future. Money. Music. Women. Disambiguation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Home watching a movie, theaters watching a movie, out drinking with friends, listening to music, sometimes sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a social chameleon. There are very few (if any) situations I feel awkward about participating in.
You should message me if have any questions about anything I've said (or haven't). Or if you're bored.
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