Mostly, I'm low-key, low maintenance, and require a shout out for low bridges. It is much appreciated!
Need a couch moved, done. Need a date for an event, I've got a suit so I'll get the door for you. Spider in the other room, I'll kill it... with fire! ... were those curtains always flammable? ... Hmph... have a body you need getting rid of... I uhh... I know a guy! Wow, that really escalated quickly. Anyway, I'm Matt, and feel free to say hey!
Here's the down and dirty of me:
-- Single, never married, no kids.
-- College Art Grad, somehow happily working somewhere that has nothing to do with my degree.
-- I'm honest, a little too honest at times.
-- I am very open minded and do not look at things in absolutes. I like to see every perspective possible.
-- I'm an active nomad, I like to have the weekend adventure and do something new.
-- On the flip side, I enjoy my at home time to recharge my batteries with a movie marathon.
-- I think zombies, superheros, and anything supernatural is a totally rad subject of conversation. (That's right, I said rad.)
-- Lover of all foods. But not grits. It's a gooey mess of nope.
-- Fun facts are great anytime, but especially while drinking.
-- I love discussing ideas.
-- I have terrible powers of phrasing. I'm the victim of 'that's what she said' jokes.
-- Breakfast tacos and I, a better love story than Twilight.
-- I trash talk while playing Mario Kart.
-- I love board games, it's a shame I'm terrible at winning any of them.
Works every time!
I'm a fan of a lot of things: movies, games, shows, festivals, food, traveling, adventures, activities, crafting, whatever, you name it! But these are talking points that should be reserved to actual conversation. So ask!
I'm looking for a good chatting experience that will evolve into something beyond the boundaries of the interwebs. Hopeful for someone who smells nice. 🙄
You can find me on instagram: dblclkmatt
Be merry! And take care in your searching! ✋😆