30 Spring, United States
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My self-summary
Like the picture? I always thought it was good to lead with my best face forward. Mind you, it's tricky not to face plant everywhere. Behind my serious demeanor and straight forward attitude, I'm a goof. I know how to really pull your leg, or do i mean metaphorically pull your leg. Hmm, we shall find out what it takes to get a laugh out of you.

Mostly, I'm low-key, low maintenance, and require a shout out for low bridges. It is much appreciated!

Need a couch moved, done. Need a date for an event, I've got a suit so I'll get the door for you. Spider in the other room, I'll kill it... with fire! ... were those curtains always flammable? ... Hmph... have a body you need getting rid of... I uhh... I know a guy! Wow, that really escalated quickly. Anyway, I'm Matt, and feel free to say hey!

Here's the down and dirty of me:
-- Single, never married, no kids.
-- College Art Grad, somehow happily working somewhere that has nothing to do with my degree.
-- I'm honest, a little too honest at times.
-- I am very open minded and do not look at things in absolutes. I like to see every perspective possible.
-- I'm an active nomad, I like to have the weekend adventure and do something new.
-- On the flip side, I enjoy my at home time to recharge my batteries with a movie marathon.
-- I think zombies, superheros, and anything supernatural is a totally rad subject of conversation. (That's right, I said rad.)
-- Lover of all foods. But not grits. It's a gooey mess of nope.
-- Fun facts are great anytime, but especially while drinking.
-- I love discussing ideas.
-- I have terrible powers of phrasing. I'm the victim of 'that's what she said' jokes.
-- Breakfast tacos and I, a better love story than Twilight.
-- I trash talk while playing Mario Kart.
-- I love board games, it's a shame I'm terrible at winning any of them.
What I’m doing with my life
Focusing on photography. Hoping to make it more than just a enthusiastic hobby. Taking my arts degree and getting a lot of travel in on the weekends. It's been fun going on adventures into the unknown.
I’m really good at
Karate chopping automatic doors open.
Works every time!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies are my favorite hobby. There are so many favorites, no sense in ruining the fun of future conversations. I do have a soft spot for scary movies.

I'm a fan of a lot of things: movies, games, shows, festivals, food, traveling, adventures, activities, crafting, whatever, you name it! But these are talking points that should be reserved to actual conversation. So ask!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm not really attached to my beard... well I am, or is it attached to me? Does that mean it has sentience? Is that why food collects there? Or does something live there?! I haven't seen any sparrows coming or going... oh so many questions!
You should message me if
I am a sage of advice, however I can't say why you should message me. I can say that when you decide to run to the store, I'm always looking out for you. "You should drive, it'll take far too long if you run there." I'm not so literal that such sayings go over my head (my reflexes are too fast), but I'll suggest you do contact me if you have enjoyed reading about me. Join me for breakfast and we can talk about why Batman is better than Superman. You won't get anywhere just creeping on my profile, so say something. 😉

I'm looking for a good chatting experience that will evolve into something beyond the boundaries of the interwebs. Hopeful for someone who smells nice. 🙄

You can find me on instagram: dblclkmatt

Be merry! And take care in your searching! ✋😆