32 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
i think im turning 30 soon... I'm from Philadelphia, I work in the comedy world.
What I’m doing with my life
always trying to find the next big thing
eyes are open
I’m really good at
-burning down the kitchen, and then ordering delivery
-anything visual
-nerd shit
The first things people usually notice about me
my fat puppy dot com
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read mostly non fiction- last thing i read was about the fall of detroit- Sex at dawn?

i love its always sunny in philadelphia, game of thrones, GIRLS is a show i love to hate- but i keep watching like the challenger exploding, Anything with zombies is perfect.

Al Green, Kanye, honeyhoney, Jack White, Justice, Slick Rick- those were the last songs i played today. Kendrick Lamar is nice.

I love Pizza but most of it sucks here :(
The six things I could never do without
most people get really deep with this question with answers like Freedom and love - but i'll answer with

the internets
sleeping in
a phillies hat
a car with air conditioning
iced americanos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the future, the past, the present...Aliens...filling up my passport
On a typical Friday night I am
Out on my porch, with friends over. Beer and Grill time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
you're not a transexual ninja (you know who you are)
and if you're not like this girl,