Never married and no kids. If you have kids it isn't a deal breaker.
I'm low maintenance and have a go with the flow mentality. I try to live life simply and be where my feet are.
I have pretty much my dream position. It's both challenging and fun.
I also like lifting heavy things 4 days a week.
I have a GSD.
I once held the Guinness World Record for the largest Air Guitar collection.
...or if you laughed at any of my jokes...