33Chattanooga, United States
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My self-summary
I'm an adventure and fun seeker. I can make anything entertaining.

Never married and no kids. If you have kids it isn't a deal breaker.

I'm low maintenance and have a go with the flow mentality. I try to live life simply and be where my feet are.
What I’m doing with my life
Making mistakes, mostly, and wondering what life decisions brought me to this point in my life....

I have pretty much my dream position. It's both challenging and fun.

I also like lifting heavy things 4 days a week.

I have a GSD.
I’m really good at
Eating cereal from a 6 qt mixing bowl while binge watching Netflix.
The first things people usually notice about me
How excitable I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Six things I could never do without

Taco Bell.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why girls in OkCupid won't respond to messages and if investing the time to send a thoughtful message is even worth it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Anything from four wheeling, to drag racing, to working out, to eating with friends, to hanging out playing pool and having drinks, to sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I read magazines from back to front.

I once held the Guinness World Record for the largest Air Guitar collection.
You should message me if
If you're a flat earther and want to take our message globally.

...or if you laughed at any of my jokes...
The two of us