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My self-summary
Bernie bro
What I’m doing with my life
Tailgating the apocalypse
I’m really good at
destroying your life
The first things people usually notice about me
intoxicating pheromones
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
how much art can you take?
The six things I could never do without
all I need is you girl
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I try really really hard not to
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to do my fucking homework
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
illiterate, pathologically narcissistic
You should message me if
you're the baddest bitch you know and you just don't give a fuck

you want to play edward 40 hands

you want to project ur paternal issues on to me

you're a jaded washed up disillusioned myspace queen

You're cool with the fact that this is what I look/sound like when I'm on a date
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iaNlobvJMY&feature=share

this is what it's like when you enter a room
http://youtu.be/dKSJN3WWR3E
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