29Dallas, United States
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My self-summary
Laid back & easy going, I enjoy sarcasm at its finest.
Not really sure what im looking for on here, every person you meet you want something different, whether its love, friend ship, enemy... or just an awesome night of humiliation and uncertainty.
Too many people take life too seriously, not me I laugh and life, and it laughs right back at me.
What I’m doing with my life
Ok dad! Take it easy! I live day to day, I work in resturant managment. I have my own place and my own car. Always pay my bills on time, and still have the energy to go out and have a good time. Yes Im 26 and still trying to figure out what I want to do. If it makes you feel better I have narrowed it down to a few things. Science teacher or guidence counselor.. and if that doesnt pan out ill just be a rodeo clown, because if im gonna go out of this world its going to be while people are cringing and laughing.
I’m really good at
Making people feel aroused and akward all at the same time!
Opening wine bottles
Crying at sappy romance movies, while drinking wine and making you feel akward but yet still aroused.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hey you look just like Scarlett Johansson!
My response, your crazy! But I like you :)
O and my tattoos!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Im a bit of a book collector, mostly I collect books of art, history, or poetry.
I enjoy romantic comedies, dry humor, drama, im not really into horror movies but im not opposed to watching them.
My music taste is a wide varity from pop, blues and alternative rock and everything in between. Not a fan country or rap.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future of course and sometimes the past.
I also wonder how some people made it so far in life being so dumb, for example: Justin Beiber, Miley Cyrus,The Kardashians! WTF 'Merica!
On a typical Friday night I am
Every week is different.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Never met my mom, but found her on facebook over a year ago, and she only lives a few exits down from me! Whoh crazy I know! I still havent actually met her face to face but we talk from time to time.
You should message me if
If your a cool fun loving guy, with respect for the opposite sex. If you can handle a little sarcasm and you can make fun of your self.
The two of us