42Bellevue, United States
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My self-summary
Married, Poly, Cis Male, who happens to be laid back easy going (I smoke weed), also a smart, witty, funny, starving artist with a big heart. I am sick an twisted with my sense of humor, I do try to keep it reigned in so as not to offend the masses, well not offend them till I get to know them, but sometimes it just gets out of hand and I vomit forth things that make people smile and laugh and then sock me in the arm for making them laugh about something so wrong. I love to create things, can be anything, but my favorite medium at the moment seems to be clay/ceramics, Although i have been doing some wood working lately and really enjoying some of the results. When I'm doing my artwork its one of the few things I can do that I loose myself in and while doing it I don't worry about this or that, or over think things, I exist in that moment and most the time I am content with everything. When I am not doing art, I am trying to be content with things that I have influence and control over after all, it is my bed and I made it so I should be happy to lay in it.
What I’m doing with my life
My life is a constant learning process, I don't think I will ever completely know what I'm doing, unless of course, I stumble upon a users guide or handbook in an old used book store or something. I am an artist and attempting to get myself out there as such. Other then that I just wanna be happy and enjoy what life throws my way.
I’m really good at
Listening, being a loyal honest friend, not spelling well, butchering the English language, creating things, making people smile and laugh. Procrastination, building campfires, Un-cleaning the spaces I occupy. Making people laugh about sick twisted perverse things they find offensive and yet still cant help but laughing about. Talking and texting.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, polite nature or my sick and twisted perverse humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books.... by Douglas Adams, Tom Clancy, Robert Jordan, Issac Asimov, Tolkien, George R. R. Martin, Raymond E. Feist, Tad Williams, many other fantasy fiction and science fiction authors.

Movies....to many to list them all a few examples of ones i like would be; Inception, Easy A, The 300, The Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Boonsock Saints, Watchmen, Zombieland, Unforgiven, Snatch, Fight Club, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The New Star Trek Movie, Juno, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Akira, Clerks I & II, The Ugly Truth, Army of Darkness,The Hangover, Money Pit, Aliens, Princess Mononoki, Saving Private Ryan, Shawshank Redemption, Black Hawk Down, Half baked, Harold n Kumar movies, The Nolan Batman movies, The Lord of the Rings movies, I like over the top sick and twisted comedies, romantic comedies, over the top action movies, Some Japanese anima, anything by Hayao Miyazaki, and select movies on about every other category out there.

TV shows.. Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Camelot, Spartacus, True Blood, Married with Children, Band of Brothers, Attack of the Show, Cowboy Bebop, Metalocalypse, Perfect Couples, Modern Marvels, Family Guy, Heroes, Robot Chicken, Dogfights, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Battlestar Galactica, Benny Hill, Venture Brothers, ATHF, Sealab 2020, show I enjoy watching the History channel, the Discovery channel, Food network, Cartoon network, G4, I also enjoy watching some sports on TV.

Music... im all over the place, like a bit of everything, my single favorite era for music would be Seattle grunge scene, Some bands and Artist I like are SoundGarden, Pearl Jam, Linkin Park, CCR, NIN, Mumford and Sons, Erik Clapton, Jimmi Hendrix, The Who, Led Zepplin, Marlyn Manson, Def Leppard, Deftones, Death Cab for Cutie, STP, GNR, Candlebox, Pixies, Filter, Muse, The Who, Cream, Eminem, Radiohead, ACDC, Tenacious D, I like industrial and techno also but noticed not much a showing and ill be damned if i could name a song or artist, but is my nature other then that the list goes on and on, I like music but I am not a music snob and couldnt tell ya the name of of half the songs I like or the album or artist for that matter.

Food hmmm I likes it, have tried this and that and really as long as its not so spicy hot that I have to wipe my tongue off with a napkin I will generally find something I like. Most of the things I don't like are generally because of a texture issue and not a taste.
Six things I could never do without
In random order after family and friends,
My Friends & family
My artwork
My senses
The ability to communicate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...My life, my art, my friends and family...my mom....my dad......Past choices,... Sex is in there some where also. How do I get there from here. Why cant I get there from here and when did the road turn/stop?
On a typical Friday night I am
breathing oxygen and doing something, could be anything I am all across the spectrum in what I like to do from sitting at home watching TV with friends, out an about maybe playing pool at a bar, playing games with friends, watching a movie, drawing, painting, sculpting, all depends on my mood and the options that have been presented to me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Have no clue what to put here I am very open and forthcoming with information, not much I have done that I wouldn't be willing to talk about. I guess one of the most private things I give a shyt about would be that my mom passed away at a very young age about 17 years ago (Fuck Cancer) and my father passed away about 2 years ago (Fuck Cancer) I still miss them very much and think about them often. If you was hoping for something more perverse then ask, but i don't really consider that all that private.
You should message me if
.....anything I have mentioned intrigues you at all, If your curvy attractive, smart, witty, sick twisted, artistic, interesting.
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