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My self-summary
Things I Like
Camel Lights
Star Wars
Creative girls
Premier League
The Jetsons
Trivial Pursuit
What I’m doing with my life
How to obtain the dream.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been called Macgyver-like
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Blues Brothers, The Breakfast Club, Dracula, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Footloose, Vertigo, Major League, Napoleon Dynamite, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Superbad, Swingers, Psycho, The Birds, any Steve McQueen flick, Willy Wonka, Independence Day, Casino Royale

Music: Punk and alternative. the Ramones, Social D, Rancid, NOFX, Pennywise, NASA, Justice, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Mastodon, Torche, Dead Milkmen, The Addicts, Slayer
The six things I could never do without
Fried Chicken (it's alright to laugh)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it would be like to live with the Jetsons or Flintstones? More so the Jetsons because they lived the life. And it was a life meant for lazy people. You get to take portal tunnels everywhere and zip around. You had your own maid. They had the life.

Bedrock looks like a swinging place to live, but there doesn't seem to be any air conditioning. And you had to do all the manual labor yourself. Try getting the car started while avoiding one of the two million pot holes located around Chicago. No thanks!
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends, starring at an empty bottle and a half-pack of cigarettes
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Bondage anyone? I'm on Fetlife. If you are, we should be friends.
You should message me if
You don't suck and want to share a bottle of Johnnie Walker