drgonzo42
33 St. Louis, United States
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My self-summary
A long, long time ago...Fuck it. I'm on a dating site and coming to terms that I am slowly becoming the bitter old man who curses teenagers and gives out apples on Halloween. There comes a moment in one's life when upon gazing in the mirror, the steam slowly fading as tiny droplets of rejected moisture sadly slide down the glass, that one is struck with brutal revelation that from this moment forward, one will only be uglier. I've had mine.

The key to a happy life is low expectations.
What I’m doing with my life
Not fulfilling expectations.
I’m really good at
wasting time.
The first things people usually notice about me
my sunny disposition
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Firefly, NOFX, Turkische Pizza.
The six things I could never do without
1. Passport
2. Airplanes
3. Trains
4. Beer
5. Wine
6. Maslow has a list...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, The Universe, and Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
somewhere I wish I wasn't.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is quite private.
You should message me if
You are bored.
You know The Answer.
You've ever wanted to strangle someone who tells you to "Just think positive..."
You are Scandinavian and willing to marry me for legal status. UPDATE: I will now consider Canadians as well.
Also...What color is an orange?
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