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My self-summary
Take a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. I am a manager at a non-profit thrift store. Also I'm a world famous cryptozoologist. I like to go running and ride my bike. I bake lots of cookies and cakes.

I grew up on a farm in upstate New York, But I prefer to live in the city, mostly because I don't like to drive. I spent my summers putting in hay and my winters putting in wood, so when I wear a flannel I'm keepin' it real, not like these other posers in the mission.

As previously stated I work in a thrift store, so I have tons of crap, TONS.
What I’m doing with my life
trying to kill Aquaman (laughs maniacally, a laugh that is bone-chillingly evil, yet somehow delightfully infectious)

and trying to make my bike glow in the dark

Making camp-fires in my backyard
I’m really good at
Baking things involving peanut butter and chocolate. OH and sometimes bananas. I make great iced-cream too, and french fried potatoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
favorite books: "The Sound and the Fury", "A Brief History of Time", "Lolita", "Cosmicomics", and "The Road". For non-fiction I enjoy reading science and political stuff. My favorite books on tape include the David Sedaris box set, John Hodgman's "the Areas of my Expertise" (I really appreciate John Hodgman in all mediums), Philip K. Dick' "A Scanner Darkly" and "I am America and so can You". I also read comics. I keep up with X-men and the Walking Dead and right now I'm really into Saga

Movies: Terry Gilliam, Wes Anderson, The Coen Brothers, The Sanitarium Under the Sign of the Hourglass (that's my pretentious film school pick), ghostbusters (the first one, that sequel was bullshit). I'll watch almost any sci-fi movie (I blame that on my father, he raised me on it). Anything with a Rifftrax.

Music: I like a variety of music and enjoy giving different genres a chance. David Bowie, Talking Heads, Pixies and Neil Young are perennial favorites. Currently I'm stuck in the 70's listening to a lot of glam like T. Rex and Bowie. Plus really cheesy stuff like meatloaf (again my father is to blame here, I was the only second grader who knew all the lyrics to "Bat Out of Hell"). I like to be open-minded when it comes to music.

Food: Anything with chocolate and peanut butter, OJ, Bananas, dosas from Vik's and anything I make myself. I can make a mean pot pie and pizza.

Television: Futurama!!!, Cosmos (Carl Sagan is hypnotic) Arrested Development, The Wire, GOT, lost. I also enjoy NOVA and BBC Horizon. I think Louie is genius, so surreal and dark. I like the Daily show and Colbert Report, but I think John Oliver is currently doing the Daily Show better than the original.
Six things I could never do without
1. My Iphone
2. My house in the Hamptons
3. My Ron and Nancy Reagan puppets from the 80's satirical show "Spitting Images"
4. My baseball team comprised entirely of hamsters
5. My nuclear stockpile (hey, the second amendment says I can have it. What if India tries to break in my house. I'd need to defend my property.)
6. My Large Hadron Collider

Wait a second! I just realized I have none of those things. My God, I have nothing to live for! NOTHING!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Living fossils

Parallel Universes/Realities
On a typical Friday night I am
is it fri-
What day is it?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear little pieces of tape on my nipples when i run
You should message me if
You want to roast marshmallows on my backyard fire-pit.

I appreciate a woman who is willing to make the first move.
The two of us