I'm a neurotic and antsy human male who can't be in one place for too long without developing ennui. I like to think my bitchin' sense of humor and imagination balance it all out though.
For actual money I work at an SEO company. Boring job, but I exchange excitement and heaps of cash for flexible hours.
Beyond that, I'm thinking about adventuring or burning calories (lifting and cardio).
Now that I've written it all down, my life sounds like a dumpster fire. THANKS OKCUPID.
As for actual marketable talents, I'm not the shittiest of cooks?
Update: 85% said eyes. They're blue, and like little pools of joy apparently. Let's ignore the 15% that said the resting bitch face...
Movies: Beginners, Easy A, Chinatown, the original Indiana Jones trilogy, The Mummy, The Darjeeling Limited, The Trip, Brick, Donnie Darko
TV: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Bob's Burgers, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, The Good Wife, Daredevil
Music: Chad VanGaalen, Saintseneca, The Antlers, Say Anything, The Lumineers, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, Neutral Milk Hotel, Ida Maria, Kate Nash, Devendra Banhart, The Silent Years, Tokyo Police Club, etc., etc. never-ending...
Food: Mediterranean, Chinese, Mexican, anything and everything unless tentacles are involved
2. alone time to keep from wringing the neck of whoever is closest
3. the ability to binge, I tend to do this with things until I'm sick of them
4. people who don't mind my brand of crazy
5. never-ending cheeseburgers (I'm at the wish-making portion of my list, since I've run out of actual needs.
6. the ability to announce that since I have so few needs, I'm low maintenance
In all seriousness, I have two qualifiers:
1 (for anybody who hits me up, romantic or platonic): please have the ability to engage in semi-fast paced witty banter. That's the shit I run on, once I'm comfortable with a person.
2 (for romantic prospects only): Please land at least quasi-firmly in the masculinity camp. While I'm comfortable being friends with anybody, I'm pretty much exclusively attracted to guys who are dude-like. I hope I'm not offending anyone here.