25Bellingham, United States
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My self-summary
To lie or not to lie... Well, I guess you're going to find out the truth eventually.

I'm a neurotic and antsy human male who can't be in one place for too long without developing ennui. I like to think my bitchin' sense of humor and imagination balance it all out though.
What I’m doing with my life
My end goal is to be a writer, full time. As of now I've got the novel written and I'm looking for an agent. It's either suffer this ego-crushing process or self-publish. I'm too lazy to market myself.

For actual money I work at an SEO company. Boring job, but I exchange excitement and heaps of cash for flexible hours.

Beyond that, I'm thinking about adventuring or burning calories (lifting and cardio).

Now that I've written it all down, my life sounds like a dumpster fire. THANKS OKCUPID.
I’m really good at
Is daydreaming an activity? My brain is a never-ending episode of SNL.

As for actual marketable talents, I'm not the shittiest of cooks?
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no clue. I'll take a poll.

Update: 85% said eyes. They're blue, and like little pools of joy apparently. Let's ignore the 15% that said the resting bitch face...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter (I will not apologize for being a cliche), Something Wicked This Way Comes, John Dies at the End, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Neil Gaiman's bibliography, Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe, Know Not Why (aka the Greatest Love Story Ever Told) -- as you can probably tell, my imagination hasn't quite joined the adult ranks.

Movies: Beginners, Easy A, Chinatown, the original Indiana Jones trilogy, The Mummy, The Darjeeling Limited, The Trip, Brick, Donnie Darko

TV: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Bob's Burgers, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, The Good Wife, Daredevil

Music: Chad VanGaalen, Saintseneca, The Antlers, Say Anything, The Lumineers, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, Neutral Milk Hotel, Ida Maria, Kate Nash, Devendra Banhart, The Silent Years, Tokyo Police Club, etc., etc. never-ending...

Food: Mediterranean, Chinese, Mexican, anything and everything unless tentacles are involved
Six things I could never do without
1. living within a 30 minute drive of the ocean

2. alone time to keep from wringing the neck of whoever is closest

3. the ability to binge, I tend to do this with things until I'm sick of them

4. people who don't mind my brand of crazy

5. never-ending cheeseburgers (I'm at the wish-making portion of my list, since I've run out of actual needs.

6. the ability to announce that since I have so few needs, I'm low maintenance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What is going to make me happy in life. Too deep? Uhh, fuzzy kittens!
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably watching TV. If I've been dragged out of my bed kicking and screaming, playing beer pong.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love playing beer pong?
You should message me if
You think you can handle me. I'm not really low maintenance.

In all seriousness, I have two qualifiers:
1 (for anybody who hits me up, romantic or platonic): please have the ability to engage in semi-fast paced witty banter. That's the shit I run on, once I'm comfortable with a person.

2 (for romantic prospects only): Please land at least quasi-firmly in the masculinity camp. While I'm comfortable being friends with anybody, I'm pretty much exclusively attracted to guys who are dude-like. I hope I'm not offending anyone here.
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