They take the high ground, with their noses so up in the air that they scoff at all manner of Internet denizens that might inhabit this little dating website, choosing only to reply or message those with profiles resembling Wang Lee Hom and other dreamy bad boy archetypes who would ravage them yet be sensitive to their needs.
Little do they realize, that aforementioned knights and bad boy princes don't have such sensitive sides, and would sooner hurt them and crush their fragile little hearts. Leaving them scornful of all men, and yet, time and time again, they always go back for more punishment.
And these princesses continue to ask aloud, "where have all the good men gone?" They are a dying breed, but they do still exist, and are not gay, geeks, creepers, weirdos, socio or psychopaths.
I am one of the last of them.
Who am I kidding? I'm just being myself, going through the ups and downs on the roller-coaster of life, smelling the roses, tasting the sweetness of friendship and responsibility of family while at the same time working towards a better tomorrow.
I am a bit of a MCP, but in a good sense. Chivalry isn't dead, yet.
I'm a fixer, I fix things. Broken hearts included.
Also good at giving piggyback rides, feet dancing (you stand on my feet and i'll dance), romantic gesturing and cuddling/spooning.
I know how to treat a girl right in more ways than one.
You be the judge.
Anyways I'll just list my dislikes instead...
I don't read Twilight nor Harry Potter (J.K.Rowling is a plagiarist)
I love all movies but Freddy Got Fingered takes the cake as the worst movie of all time.
I abhor Taiwanese, Japanese and Hong Kong series involving pretty boys with too much money and time.
Death metal and certain hardcore rap & RnB are really rubbish.
I love food until proven otherwise by my digestive system.