I can think on my feet, and also sitting down. I was never picked last for dodgeball in gym. I'm a world champion thumb wrestler, 1995 Russian Gulag stock car champ, part time teen idol, 12th degree black belt in over 5000 different forms of martial art.
No that is not meant to be taken seriously but shouldn't I try to make you smile if you take the time to read this?
They say that women receive 100s of emails on here a day which is a bit disconcerting because I don't want to be lost in the troglodyte deluge and don't worry as my clothes are on in my pics , I can put more than two sentences together, and I am the few who actually can and will always be respectful.
Owning my own business for the last 12 years and contemplating my next entrepreneurial endeavor.
Also,I'm a stellar hugger, world class kisser and my cuddling skills are quite amazing.
Spotless Mind, Snatch, and of course The Incredibles
30 Rock, Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Arrested Development, Portlandia, Breaking Bad, Justified..
Naps when I can
Water everywhere I go
Or we could just go for peach bourbon pancakes at Cafe Flora.