Things that describe me or are me:
Socially shy unless I've been drinking
Cancer survivor which means I can't have kids
Amc tv fiend well except for mad men
Procrastinator at times
Loves to cuddle
Likes being active
Loves a good beer
CEO of a company
Loves to travel
Dedicated to finishing most projects when my mind is focused
Avoider of bullshit
I love animals... I have this crazy calming effect on even the most high strung ones
I've been told I'm really good at diffusing situations....
Most people notice I am quiet and that seems to scare them.. Not sure why...I've been told its due to being unpredictable
Tv shows: southland, breaking bad, shameless, dexter, family guy, south park, archer,The walking dead, prison break, Nitro circus, breakout kings, burn notice, 6 feet under, modern marvels, Anthony bourdains no reservations, bizarre foods, man vs food
Books: tucker max of course
Logically the first 3 answers to this have to be food clothing and shelter but that takes all the fun out of it
Why does it seem like people are getting dumber? Maybe that's why I don't watch the news anymore
Why do so many people use hashtags on Facebook... Hashtags are dumb
Why do so many people care if gays marry.... Stupid bible thumpers
Why is beer so good? Why do the really good ones have like 400 calories? Why don't I burn 15,000 calories a day just thinking ?
When is my next snowboarding trip?
Have you seen my stapler? It's a red swingline
Is there really such a thing as the case of the mondays?
Why is sex in cars illegal... It's so fun...
Should I work more on my cardio for the apparent zombie apocalypse or stock up on ammo?
Do girls really not know how stupid they look with duck/fish face? It looks like you are constipated
When is the high waisted jean fad going away.... Looks sooooooo awful
Why coffee dates?? What is there appeal? Coffee shops are like libraries... Awkward
Why do girls so many girls lately ask me what kind of car I have... Had no idea that was so important to women... I always thought it was more important to guys
Why is it racist to like white rappers more often then black rappers... It's all about who you relate to isn't it?
Where are all my handouts and gifts that I was promised by dipshit Romney if I voted for Obama?
Why do girls get mad when you ask them for pics over text messages?? We want to make sure you are the person you claim to be
Why do women spend so much money on shoes?
I'll tell you one place Im not is some lame ass club...
Maybe a concert or a bar with band... that's more my style
OR if you think you can keep my attention.... ;) which means you want to actually meet... I didn't join this site to make text friends or pen pals... If you are unavailable to meet In person within the first week of exchanging numbers and want to just text chat for weeks....I'm going to lose interest quickly