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My self-summary
oh yippee; I get to pitch myself to strangers.

for enjoyment: cycling, jet skis/lake activities, anything new, and pointless conversation.

a fellow cycling pal would also be great. random, but i would like to get really fit once again and casual rides can indeed accomplish this.

also, becoming friends and networking from there often leads to love interests.
What I’m doing with my life
i work at fedex,
also trade the market (it beats video games),
and try to kill the rest of my time with friends.

recently I've been throwing a few house parties and surprise birthday parties...they are fairly unique; just ask.
I’m really good at
I can moonwalk; uh, that's about it unfortunately.
The first things people usually notice about me
i have a sarcastic sense of humor. i'm always looking for a laugh given the right situation. but i don't like hurting anybody's feelings. i really don't like when people use their pride to put people down.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books - i read but i'm not crazy about them. i got burntout on philosophy, etc. confessions: so i read 3 out 4 twilight books. granted, not deep, but kinda entertaining. i was curious to see why tween girls were going bat excrement insane ;)

movies - thrillers, dramas, cerebral, and quirky comedies, ie zooey deschanel. directors: paul thomas anderson and wes anderson, and anything david mamet. actors: christoph waltz, vincent cassel, jeremy irons

tv shows: true blood, dexter, rome, being human, love patton oswalt standup comedy, family guy in small dosages, walking dead, sons of anarchy

music: everything except country and heavy metal, like the yeah yeah yeahs, metric, the smiths, kavinsky, and for guilty pleasures...nicki minaj. also lil wayne; not the lyrics!!! but the beats and his raspy leprachaun voice. and some dub step too.

geeky, but I also like quotes: rumi, patton, anne frank, ralph waldo emerson, d pryce
Six things I could never do without
australian shepherds...pete is his name (i rescued the guy; there are so many amazing dogs that have had a rough start...they need/deserve a good home), the internet and my phone of course, pandora, and I'm now bored by this question
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the nature of things and life. and also how to have fun so i stay out of my head. i also like thinking about economic and governmental systems...yeah, a complete waste of time probably :)

i've realized similar interests really don't matter when it comes to relationships; what matters is personalities and temperments meshing well. picking up new hobbies is quite fun with a partner imo.
On a typical Friday night I am
it depends. i get stuck in ruts. i will go out on friday for awhile: restaurants, movies, bars sometimes clubs etc.

then i'll be a homebody for a bit and watch craptastic tv. sometimes I fear that i'll go crazy and become a shut in with 20 cats. just kidding...not keen on the litter box concept.

after knowing someone, I love relaxing on the couch even to the point of falling alseep...so peaceful
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
a dumb question deserves an even dumber answer: charlie sheen is my role model. honestly though, my profile name is an actual quote from that whackadoo.
You should message me if
if you can treat people well. that's it :) and you can look past any twaddle ya don't like on my profile. surely there is at least 20 amazing things on here :)
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