Love like you love some stupid sports team.
Sing like you know they can fix this with auto-tune later.
Live somewhere where you won't have a really bad commute.
Movies: I normally watch the acting and fast-forward past the boring sex scenes, although I hear there are non-pornographic movies as well? That might save me some work there.
Shows: Yeah, I like those.
Music: Mostly Dixieland jazz and dubstep. Preferably mashed-up. The more ear blood, the better.
Food: I eat that shit like daily.
These days I'm better. I only indulge in the occasional herringbone jacket, but I have things under control.