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My self-summary
I'm Chris.

Tumblr addict. For a good time call

It's easier to say what I've done recently, than to say who I am. And in saying my actions you'll know my character.

Just got back from Portland, where I goofed off in that wonderful city, and played a lot of board games.

I work, I make tasty food, I find out where people are at, and I'm always amused.

I'm usually busy putting silly things on my Facebook wall, you're welcome to visit me there:

I think that will get you there. You can friend me if you want, I'll friend anybody. And I don't put anything serious on FB but I put lots of stuff that's not serious at all.
What I’m doing with my life
a lot of things that are maybe legal.

Like last night I was showing movies on someone's lawn. Is that legal? I have no idea.

I do whatever sounds like it would make for an interesting story afterwards. I do tech support for a computerized testing company, which is fun and pays the bills. But I'm always looking for more.
I’m really good at
Cooking, singing, word play, thinking fabulous thoughts. Especially metaphors. Seriously. You need a metaphor just let me know, you'll be astounded.
The first things people usually notice about me
On this thing, they notice I'm Christian. The bell curve for religion on this thing has a peak somewhere around "I care a little bit about it" and that's about where you'll find me. I'm not into judgement, but I wonder every day how to make the world better.

The bellcurve goes all the way to angry atheists to Bible thumpers, and I get into fistfights with people on both extremes.

So you know God exists. So you're sure that God is a bunch of hooey. Don't use your knowledge to make people feel bad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Six things I could never do without
I couldn't do without the emoticon D:

I'm always people watching. 90% of my time on OKC is looking at people and giggling. If you want to send me a message saying "STOP LOOKING AT MY PROFILE YOU CREEPY OLD FART" I won't be offended.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
nobody chats on OKC any more! Come on women, chat with me. It's not so bad, you just have to block 99% of the men on here and then chat works just fine.

I don't see anything as black and white. I simultaneously believe and disbelieve everything, or else I am something in between.

Is it "absence makes the heart grow fonder?" Or is it "out of sight, out of mind?" Yes.
On a typical Friday night I am
making plans to form my commune of Christian hippies.

Christian hippies don't exist. Except me. And this one person I met once. So I hang out with Christians and hippies and the two groups hate each other.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
On the left, the people on the left "You Might Like" are people who are ok with your age, you're ok with their age, and you're about equally as attractive. Yes, OKCupid can measure that.

I'm afraid of almost nothing. Mainly losing friends.

I can't believe I just clicked on a girl because she was "more sloppy"

If you're having trouble describing yourself, describe what you did this last week. If it was a good week it will describe your values, if it was a bad week, it will describe your fears.

If you don't have any onions I won't trust you. Finding out someone has no onions is like finding out they have no toilet. It's like "ok, that's theoretically possible, but why would anyone live that way?"
You should message me if
if you are working to save the world
The two of us