ebard4
26McKeesport, United States
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My self-summary
I have a job, a car, and a house with no kids. Your parents will love me.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a 3rd and 4th grade teacher.

I also attend Penn State as well to finish my Bachelor's in Adolescent English Education 4-8.
I’m really good at
Laughing.
Making people laugh.
Witty comebacks.
Sarcasm.
Binge watching Netflix.
Knowing the answer to any question about most television shows.

My best skill is telling people exactly what show someone should start binge watching. I can pick them out based on personality and I'm pretty good at it if I do say so myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
Blonde hair, blue eyes. Albino like eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I wish I could read as much as I would like, most of my reading these days is either textbooks, teaching guides or 3rd/4th grade level books. I loved the Harry Potter series. And of course Chelsea Handler's books are hilarious. Basically, if you hated reading it in middle school/high school, I love reading it but told everyone that I hated it to be cool and fit in.

Movies- Pitch Perfect, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Something Borrowed, Up in the Air, The Perfect Score, Morning Glory, Social Network, Boyhood, Love the Coopers, Before We Go, Sleeping with Other People, How to be Single, When in Rome, The Invention of Lying, Me Before You, Mother's and Daughters, Dick, Tootsie, Mad Money

TV Shows- Gilmore Girls, The OC, One Tree Hill, Jersey Shore, Snooki and J-Woww, Glee, Dawson's Creek, October Road, Samantha Who?, Veronica Mars, What About Brian?, Beverly Hills 90210, Brothers and Sisters, Twin Peaks, Damages, Friends, Boy Meets World, Seinfeld, Everwood, Home Improvement, Breaking Bad, Grandfathered, Undateable, The Family, Strangers with Candy, Lost, Private Practice, American Gothic, Grey's Anatomy, Not Safe with Nikki Glaser

Music- I listen to Top 40 just so that I don't have to answer this question because it makes me anxious.

Food- I dont have a "favorite" food, because I love food. Pizza would be high on that list though.
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order;
1.) MacBook
2.) iPhone
3.) A source of income
4.) Personality
5.) Sense of Humor
6.) Vehicle for transportation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why no one responds to messages on here?
What is Kik? Why do I sound so old when I ask that question?
On a typical Friday night I am
At home doing some adult like thing when all I really want to do is go out and drink with someone cool.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm honestly terrified of never finding someone to "settle down" with and then I'll never have children or a family.

Also, since I just turned 26 I adjusted my "filter" to 19-26 year olds from 18-25 and I realized that means I'm old and that 18 year olds now seem like children to me.
You should message me if
I've messaged you?

I've never been messaged first so that would be sweet if someone initiated that!

If you actually plan to meet in person. I realize this is online dating but I do want any connection made on here to translate into an actual relationship. Which would require actually meeting in person. That is foreign to a lot of you for some reason....

Just gonna leave this here;
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/10/style/women-who-make-first-move-in-online-dating-are-rewarded-study-finds.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0
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