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My self-summary
I'm highly motivated in life, independent, intelligent and well-educated. I work out a lot and eat healthy (most of the time). I'm extremely dependable and honest. I'm also tons of fun and don't worry about what other people think of me. Plus, all those other guys you were looking at on this site, well, they're all klutzes and putzes and I even saw a few of them on America's Most Wanted.

Now then...continuing with my profile. Don't just read it, SING IT! (To the tune of the theme song from Friends) Here we go:

So here you are online and searching every day
You're looking for a man who's not just good, he's great
It's like you always find the same douchebags
With the pictures of them with their shirts off or, the friends of your dad
But, here's good news for you (I am different from them all)
Here's good news for you (I won't drive you up a wall)
Here's good news for you ('Cause I'm searching for you tooooooo)

***Disclaimer*** I cannot be held responsible if this song gets stuck in your head. It was your decision to click on my profile, so you have no one to blame but yourself.

As far as hobbies go, I'm very athletic and love to play and/or watch most sports. From badminton, to croquet, to shuffleboard, to bocce - I love them all. I'm also sort of an amateur world explorer. I've been to at least 3 other states in New England and a couple outside of that region too. And lastly I'm pretty passionate about music even though I have to admit I haven't played my recorder since marching band in college.
What I’m doing with my life
Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat.
I’m really good at
Remembering lyrics to songs
Washing dishes with a dishwasher, then not emptying it...ever...
Rewinding DVDs
Lifting things up and putting them down
Making good decisions (so if I make the decision to pick you then you know it's a good one)
The first things people usually notice about me
That I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries. And it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Oxford English Dictionary (first edition only, the second edition was terrible)

Movies - High School Musical 3

Music - High School Musical 3 soundtrack

Food - June Bugs
Six things I could never do without
Geese a-laying
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If chocolate chip cookies are made with chocolate chips and peanut butter cookies are made with peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout Cookies made with?

If olive oil comes from olives and coconut oil comes from coconuts, then where does baby oil come from?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

In nudist colonies do they call them publics?
On a typical Friday night I am
doing the same thing I do every night: trying to take over the world
You should message me if
Your last date thought that a seven course meal was one bucket of chicken and a six pack of Bud, or if he had less teeth than your Halloween pumpkin, or was well on his way to living in a van down by the river, then it's time to stop playing games and contact me. I guarantee you won't be disappointed.
The two of us