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My self-summary
I'm not very good at this...In fact, I'm remarkably bad.

I've been in SF since Bush was president. I'm originally from LA's South Bay so I'll always have a special place in my heart for bros in tank tops.

I'm also full of surprises.

Also, just to clarify: I know it says I have cats - plural. But I really only have a cat - singular.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm basically Toby Flenderson of my office - except most people like me.

Arts and crafts.

I'm also just trying to be a good person.
I’m really good at
Remembering things and people...this ability has been described as both creepy and annoying.

Using gifs in texts, emails & IMs.

Talking about my cat.

Making jokes no one gets online...
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look like someone they know. Or that I'm Russian - I'm not Russian.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter, Gone Girl, Bossy Pants, Jane Eyre, The Art of Racing in the Rain, Flower Fairies, anything by Rosamunde Pilcher, The Tales of Beedle the Bard...

Harry Potter, Elf, Dumb & Dumber, Empire Records, Almost Famous, An Imitation of Life, The Glenn Miller Story, Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog...

Buffy, Psych, Gilmore Girls, The O.C (duh), Doctor Who, Twin Peaks, Parks & Rec, The Office, Bob's Burgers, Drunk History, reality shows where participants humiliate their families...

I'm really a mixed bag of musical tastes...

Waffles, soups, tacos, cheese, pizza, grilled cheese, my mom's cooking, bagels, breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how unfortunate it is that keeping cookies in your pockets results in crumbly messes.

What/when I'm going to eat next.

When I should chuck it all and go travel.

What I should do with my life.

Can I still be a basic bitch if I've never had a pumpkin spice latte?
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking wine watching Netflix with my cat.
Or going out with friends and getting drinks...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Business Insider likes to use a photo of me in their articles - I think the current count is around 5 or 6.
You should message me if
you want to.

But not if you're the type of dude who sends unsolicited dick pics to strangers. If I want to see your penis - I'll ask.
The two of us