People compare me to Jon Stewart. I mean, like not of their own free will...but soon, I'm sure. Just graduated from UMass Amherst; I majored in this confusing jumble of stuff I tricked the University into thinking was a legitimate option that lets me study everything from writing, to sociology, Marxism/economics, PoliSci, feminism, etc. heavy on social justice liberal junk, ya know? Just got a new caretaking job for a couple of professors and their kids so that's pretty fun and they pay for me to have my own apartment so that's a sweet gig, not gonna lie. Also just started another job working at a smoke shop in amherst. I've worked for/coached Special Olympics for over a decade so it's pretty near and dear to my heart. Basically I'm just a sarcastic fuck. Any description beyond that is just sugaring it.
I'm an inventor and engineer at heart and love creating stuff. My name's Evan (see, ya had to pay attention to learn it: test one passed) ENTP if ya do the whole Jung & Myer-Briggs shiyat, but it's pretty spot on. A non-conformist who would never call himself such out of acknowledgement to situational irony nor speak in second person ever again out of apparently and admittedly a lesser grasp on when I'm being a tool. I swear I'm cooler in person. (No promises, but on the other hand how much worse could it get *cue tstorm*)
In spare time trying to teach myself some guitar and Spanish. We'll see how it goes--guitar's getting better, Spanish...no bueno. My friend also just lent me his keyboard so add piano to list of things I'm probably doing instead of homework.
Also getting lost while driving, despite using GPS. Me and it are no longer on speaking terms however, so if you see it, tell it to go reroute itself up its own ass. Tell her, actually, my (ex-)GPS's name is Jill. Opening doors with my feet.
Books: Catch-22, Phantom Tollbooth, The Kite Runner, The Lorax, Harry Potter, whatever nerdy book I have on hand
I feel like most people answering this just jot down their 10th grade summer reading list...
Movies: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Accepted, Good Burger, Van Wilder. Space Jam, (I haven't seen most movies. For instance, I never talk about Fight Club cuz I've never seen (or read) it), Zoolander, Breakfast Club
Shows: Adventure Time, Orange is the New Black, Doctor Who, Legend of Korra, Breaking Bad, Archer, Bob's Burgers, It's Always Sunny, New Girl, The League, Parks & Rec, Community, 30 Rock, Rick & Morty, China IL
Music: Steely Dan, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Walk Off the Earth, the Shins, Arctic Monkeys, Vampire Weekend, Simon & Garfunkel, Postmodern Jukebox, Regina Specktor, Milky Chance, A Great Big World, Vance Joy
Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking? I mean, maybe we should be doing something more meaningful with our lives. Like helping people. (It's a quote, I'm not quite that narcissistic, openly)
I just signed up for undergrad classes for the last time. Jeepers. I mean, zoinks! Pick your favorite.
One day I'm going to have to live with the cruel irony of meeting the love of my life online and being unable to give her children of my seed because finding the perfect one required such extensive hours with my laptop radiating cancerous contraceptive waves straight into my balls.
I often make up song/rap narrations to my life, mostly when alone, but you never know.
I live in constant fear while browsing OKC that my constant use of back makes it seem like I'm visiting someone's page a million times and look like I'm creeping way harder than I really am.
I feel no guilt using adblocker.