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My self-summary
Suck. I hate talking about me. Let's talk about swordfish... I believe in swordfish.

I am subtle, a bad euchre player, and not purple
What I’m doing with my life
Anything it occurs to me to do. Right now I play with computers for a living. I also play drums upon occasion, and am a music junky in general. I'm also breeding an amphibious attack creature, but I can't tell you about that.
I’m really good at
Nothing. I am a dilettante. You know, jack of all trades, master of none. I'm not even very good at breathing. It's a shame, really. Someone should do something. Someone really should... shiny thing....
The first things people usually notice about me
Let's be honest: Eyes, legs, ass, and the fact that I'm stealing their car. No, wait... One of those isn't true..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ugh.. Zelazny, Burton, Tolkien, Kubrick, Lynch (Eraserhead rocks), music... wow... Ween, Charles Michael Kitridge Thompson IV, Zappa, Elliot Smith, Nick Drake, Depeche Mode... this list goes on for weeks and months.
Six things I could never do without
The first six numbers. I'd be confused if it went "0, 7, 8, 9, 10"...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anything. I'm easily distracted like.. OOOH! SHINY THING!
On a typical Friday night I am
Completely unaware of what day it is. This is true of pretty much any day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really like cake.
You should message me if
You're as bored as I am. I'm looking at you...
The two of us