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My self-summary
cherubic chinese girl seeks charming chap!

so... i would like to find someone to stay warm and laze around in bed with or huddle with while walking to brunch/drinks/whathaveyou. i'm not a sketchy good-for-nothing you better not be either.

raise your hand if you like... polishing off a bottle of wine on a tuesday night because you feel like it, apple doughnuts in the fall, making your coffee irish before weddings and funerals, foreign films with goofy subtitles, mid-afternoon naps, bacon-wrapped scallops, bacon-wrapped dates, warmth of the sun, blasting the ac during the summer, concerts at the park and yanking out grey hair for other people. cheers.
What I’m doing with my life
avoiding criminal activity, adding events to my google calendar, stocking up on la croix and trying to make the word licey catch on.

e.g. he/she looked licey so i swiped left.
I’m really good at
making reservations, boggle, figuring out tip, alphabetizing shit, helping people make snap decisions, switching things up and being the big spoon, ordering off a chinese menu....
The first things people usually notice about me
my winning smile? maybe?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
favorite books - of human bondage, anne of green gables, high fidelity, jane eyre, possession, the joy of sex (original illustrated version with hairy hippies), me talk pretty one day, how to cook everything

favorite movies - amelie, goonies, the shining, chungking express, lost in translation, tampopo, blade runner, jiro dreams of sushi, the dream team documentary, coming to america

favorite shows - parts unknown, top chef, the daily show, conan, in living color, walking dead, golden girls, perfect strangers, absolutely fabulous, graham norton, inside the nba

favorite music - erasure, rachmaninoff, the misfits, velvet underground, robyn, major lazer, shostakovich, bill withers, philip glass, AIR, run dmc, klaus nomi, depeche mode, lykke li, serge gainsbourg, the cure, de la soul, hall & oates, the knife, phil collins, alabama shakes, luther vandross, anita baker

favorite food - bacon, chinese (the real thing not panda express), sushi, gelato, carnitas, morels, fava beans, kumamotos, poutine, blondies/brownies, pizza (anything from tombstone to truffled), brandade, foie gras, figs, dry-aged medium rare bone-in ribeyes, pineapple, affogatos, cheetos, nutella
Six things I could never do without
water, lip balm, air conditioning, sheets with over 400tc, shits, giggles

*honorable mentions*
my trusty garment steamer (keeps me from looking like a hobo)
no-chip manicures (keeps my nails pretty even when i play rough)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my next meal, my next vacation, how much i miss my sister and nieces, ways to incorporate alcohol into baked goods, why people think bathroom selfies (sometimes even taken with a flip phone) are remotely flattering, whether being told i swim "like a sea turtle" was an actual compliment, how we should stop slut-shaming and call people what they really are - sexually generous, should i just delete this profile and be done with it?
On a typical Friday night I am
eating and drinking with friends or decompressing on my couch with wine
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i am not ambidextrous.
You should message me if
you cracked a smile at anytime while reading all of this jibberjabber and you don't mind that i employ the same use of grammar and punctuation as e.e. cummings....or...maybe you just want to spend time with another ethical bon vivant.
i've recently taken a liking to scotch. like-minded imbibers are welcome to show me their favorites.
i am well on my way to making the aviary/the office my cheers. if visits to both spots are bittersweet because you miss fulton lounge, we should talk.
dealbreakers include vegans, chin pubes, insincerity, well-done steak, gentlemen living outside city limits, men over the age of thirty with roommates, flakes and underbites.
unfortunately need to add to the list of deal breakers: married people (isn't this supposed to be a given?) and people with kids. this is going to sound brutal, but i haven't been on birth control for the past 17 years to possibly have a play date with someone else's love goblin(s) should things go really well.
The two of us