so... i would like to find someone to stay warm and laze around in bed with or huddle with while walking to brunch/drinks/whathaveyou. i'm not a sketchy good-for-nothing twit...so you better not be either.
raise your hand if you like... polishing off a bottle of wine on a tuesday night because you feel like it, apple doughnuts in the fall, making your coffee irish before weddings and funerals, foreign films with bad subtitles, mid-afternoon naps, bacon-wrapped scallops, bacon-wrapped dates, warmth of the sun, blasting the ac during the summer, concerts at the park and yanking out grey hair for other people. cheers.
e.g. he/she looked licey so i swiped left.
favorite movies - amelie, goonies, the shining, chungking express, lost in translation, tampopo, blade runner, jiro dreams of sushi, the dream team documentary, coming to america
favorite shows - parts unknown, top chef, the daily show, conan, in living color, walking dead, golden girls, perfect strangers, absolutely fabulous, inside the nba, empire
favorite music - erasure, rachmaninoff, the misfits, velvet underground, robyn, major lazer, shostakovich, bill withers, philip glass, AIR, run dmc, klaus nomi, depeche mode, lykke li, serge gainsbourg, the cure, de la soul, hall & oates, the knife, phil collins, alabama shakes, luther vandross
favorite food - bacon, chinese (the real thing not panda express), sushi, gelato, carnitas, morels, fava beans, kumamotos, poutine, blondies/brownies, pizza (anything from tombstone to truffled), brandade, foie gras, figs, dry-aged medium rare bone-in ribeyes, pineapple, affogatos, cheetos, nutella
my trusty garment steamer (keeps me from looking like a hobo)
no-chip manicures (keeps my nails pretty even when i play rough)
i've recently taken a liking to scotch. like-minded imbibers are welcome to show me their favorites.
i am well on my way to making the aviary/the office my cheers. if visits to both spots are bittersweet because you miss fulton lounge, we should talk.
dealbreakers include vegans, chin pubes, insincerity, well-done steak, gentlemen living outside city limits, men over the age of thirty with roommates, flakes and underbites.
unfortunately need to add to the list of deal breakers: married people (isn't this supposed to be a given?) and people with kids. this is going to sound brutal, but i haven't been on birth control for the past 17 years to possibly have a play date with someone else's love goblin(s) should things go really well.