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My self-summary
I'm a locksmith working for the EPA in Washington, DC, aspiring to become a professional independent game developer (read: starving artist with delusions of grandeur). What can I say? I like to create my own worlds.

I also like the outdoors, so when I'm not behind a computer screen writing code or playing games, I'm in the woods or on a beach. I am a night owl; I feel at home in the dark.

Intelligence is sexy. Looking for someone I can nerd out with. 420 friendly here. I've grown up here in the swamp, so naturally I love setting things on fire.

Nikola Tesla is my hero. I just don't want to die in poverty.

Hopefully I've written enough here to whet your appetites. If you are properly vexed, please message me. I do love to entertain strangers...
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to take over the world.
I’m really good at
poker. Learning languages when I put in the time. Spinning lighters betwixt my fingers. Dreaming. Holding my hits and pulling my punches.
The first things people usually notice about me
If not my beard, then my steel blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The various works of H.P. Lovecraft.

Anything Marvel or otherwise comics related.

I like science fiction, horror, martial arts, romantic comedy, ridiculous comedy, and mindfuck films.

Animated movies, and classic movies.


Documentaries like Transcendent Man with Ray Kurzweil <--- He's pretty cool.

Game of Thrones
One Punch Man
Bob's Burgers
Doctor Who
Rick and Morty

Six things I could never do without
Water, food, shelter, clothing, warmth, my mind.

I can do without a lot. I'm also working on losing that last one. Care to join me?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to take over the world. Philosophy. The implications of what I think I know about quantum theory. Dreams and dreamlike states. The mind. How to interface mind and machine. Nanotechnology. The singularity. How to write programs that write programs. Mannerisms of man. How to gain power. Providing energy, food, shelter, and clean water to the world. Replacing oil and coal. Hoverbikes. Virtual environments. Transhumanism and its moral implications.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably out somewhere. I try not to spend my entire life behind a monitor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was actually hatched from an egg my parents found in the woods.
You should message me if
you think our personalities might click. If anything I've written resonates with you. If I've written you first, even if it's to tell me off, or poke fun at my brutal beard.
The two of us