30Denton, United States
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My self-summary
Ugh, I hate filling this shit out. I'm a human being with the same desire we all share - interaction and connection. Let's have an interesting conversation, let's have a stupid one. Be honest, be real and we'll get along fine.
What I’m doing with my life
I manage an animal hospital and I love my job. I'm working on finishing my degree. I'm trying to travel more, making new experiences and connections, blah, blah, blah
I’m really good at
Plants because they aren't humans, talking to people, making myself laugh, maybe making you laugh? I can be a chameleon of sorts
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: You Can't Win by Jack Black, Factotem, Ishmael, The Lost Art of Listening, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck

Movies: Every 80's horror movie (the cheesier the better) I <3 Huckabees, Blazing Saddles (really anything directed by Mel Brooks)

Podcasts: My Favorite Murder, Radiolab, We'll See You in Hell
Six things I could never do without
Food, water, my two cats, clay, my back pack and that's probably about it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The expansion of space and time, books, music, day dreaming, coffee, cats, lace, anxiety, movies, parasites, life, cheese, Mexican food, true crime, society, decomposition, relationships and attachments styles, art, meaning, personality disorders, tacos, billboards and why people pay attention to them, crackers, why my cat can't be more than five feet away from me at any given time, Zombies, the end of the world and what my apocalypse play list would be
You should message me if
None of your pictures depict the following:

1. You standing in front of a car, I guarantee you I don't give a shit
2. You kneeling over the recent game you just killed
3. You have a confederate flag anywhere remotely close to you - we won't get a long, I promise

If you have any of those pictures ^ I would recommend evolving first
The two of us