28Arvada, United States
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My self-summary
The best way to predict your future is to create it. I have translated sexual innuendos for Canadian refugees. I am rumored to be Luke Skywalkers' real father, despite that I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on swear words. I know how to recite the number pi up to 16 digits from a sheet of paper. I paint, eat, and I sing - All at the same time with cherry on top. I can divide by zero. I know that decisions shape destiny. I am an eight time County Thumbwrestling champion. I know who would win if the A-Team would have to take on the Ghostbusters. I have attempted to find the link between matter and dark matter, only to have destroyed all of my research in my latest experiment. I guess i should have kept the dark matter away from my notes... Woman trust me. I can turn off street lamps using telekinesis. I am a veteran in love and I can read Sanskrit. And yet I find myself to be single...

I think that the best relationships are the ones were you just have a lot of fun together. If you don't take yourself too seriously and are a doer rather than a watcher, an individual rather than special, feminine rather than trying to be one of the guys, cute rather than hot, then I would like to learn more about you.

Okay maybe I didn't do all of those things but wouldn't it be cool if I did? On a more serious note in reality i am very kind and caring person, send me a message and get to know me, I promise i won't bite.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a professional software developer who is finishing a degree in Computer Science. I just moved from Upstate NY to Colorado at the end of august, this is the furthest i have been west and the furthest from New York.
I’m really good at

~ Cooking
~ Writing multi line functions in a single line of code
~ Google Searches
~ Multitasking

Really just send me a message, maybe it would make for interesting conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
You can't miss me i'm usually taller than most people in the room, I have a very eccentric sense of humor and i speak sarcasm fluently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Im not going to bore you with lists of favorite things, your probably already bored anyway from all the boring profiles on here. Well, good thing I popped in to add some excitement to your day! Anyway...

~ Books ~
I enjoy witty action packed novels that constantly leave you wondering what is going to happen in the next chapter.

~ Movies ~
I enjoy anything really, just promise me you will never take me to a documentary about freeing all of the zoo animals.

~ Music ~
Im into all sorts of music mostly new age rock, why don't you message me? Could be an interesting conversation.

~ Food ~
If you like italian food your on the right track ;).
Six things I could never do without
- My Family
- Passion
- Love
- Humor
- Determination
- A Heart
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spent alot of time thinking about the things I can do to change the world, my dream is to develop some sort of software that will change the world in a good way. I really want to make a positive impact in this world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Attempting to discover the link between matter and dark matter, searching for waldo, or traveling to mars in search of life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was abducted by aliens.
You should message me if
If you don't take yourself too seriously and are educated rather
than street-smart, feminine rather than trying to be one of the guys,
petite rather than slim, clever rather than cool, then I would like
to hear from you. Please don't ask me 'what do you like to do for fun' or you're going to turn off my Interested button really fast.
The two of us