22Landore, United Kingdom
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My self-summary

I have an addiction to shopping, I'm pretty close to opening up my own H&M and Boots at my house. I have an awful addiction to pizza, lots and lots of pizza.

I am quite cynical about my life. I will never see a wedding dress. In fact, I'm looking into bungalows and cat shelters as we speak.
I'm scarily open about everything and anything. Even to people I don't even know.
I make terrible jokes, so terrible, people laugh anyway. I am messy, unorganised, smiley, vain. I talk way too much.
I swear a lot. Fuck is my favourite word. I am posh. I am addicted to ketchup. I have ketchup on my pancakes.

I don't drink. Rarely. When I do I am an embarrassment to myself. Slutty is the word.

Dates really aren't my thing. Every single one of them ends in disaster. But if you want to prove me wrong, then hey, why not?
I don't mind distance, in fact I actually prefer it.
I don't want an 'I love you so much bby' kind of relationship. I also don't want casual sex.

So if you think you can handle me and you want my body.
Take it away, hunny.
What I’m doing with my life
Slaving away with my three jobs, talking crap and stuffing my face.
I’m really good at
Moaning about my first world problems, taking stupid snap chats, texting while driving.
The first things people usually notice about me
The tattoo's - I have many.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm into any music except heavy metal. Mostly acoustic stuff though and live lounge.
I'm always reading books, 100 year old man and love stories. I want to be a writer myself.
I am really into supernatural, holby city, all the soaps, prisoners wives, Greys anatomy. I am basically a tv geek!
I watch loads of movies because I have so much free time.. There probably isn't a movie you've seen and I haven't.
Six things I could never do without
Phone. Money. Ipod. Cardigans. Sweets. Diet coke.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why isn't there enough diet coke in the world? Why people ask stupid questions? Why can't I have a Tardis?
On a typical Friday night I am
Being socially awkward.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am outside your house.
You should message me if
Because you know you want too? I know you do, cheeky.
The two of us