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My self-summary
Originally from Oregon which means I'm totally a 9 there, and like a 7 here. Hope you like numbers. El oh el.
What I’m doing with my life
Well I'm in no rush to have a kid but I'd definitely like a 4 year old in the next 5 years. I give online travel tips in exchange for money.
I’m really good at
Writing divisive profiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyelashes. And my midi-chlorian levels. Kuddos to you if you understood that reference. Major kuddos actually. Don't google it. No cheating!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ishmael, The Mastery of Love, Power of Now, The God Delusion, God Is Not Great, Letters to a Christian Nation, Sugar Blues, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Frankenstein, Star Trek Movie Memories, The Iliad, etc

Food: I think between ramen, sushi, and hibachi - Japanese cuisine is the one I would indulge in for the rest of my life if I could only have one.

Music: Beatles, Oasis, Arcade Fire, Rilo Kiley, Bob Dylan, Myself, Ingrid Michaelson, Queen, Jon Brion, The Wallflowers, Aimee Mann, movie scores (Williams, Hermann, Morricone), Artic Monkeys, Jake Bugg.

TV: Alot of BBC: Sherlock, Black Books, Snuff Box, Father Ted. NETFLIX: Black Mirrors, Chef's Table, Daredevil, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. AMERICAN: Star Wars: Rebels, Comic Book Men, Impractical Jokers, Workaholics, Silicon Valley, Veep, Game of Thrones, Bates Motel, Better Call Saul, Vice Principals, Lethal Weapon, Portlandia, Hell's Kitchen.

Movies: Love Actually, Magnolia, Rocky, The Thin Red Line, The Dark Knight, The Avengers, Star Wars, Star Trek, Jaws, Lord of the Rings, Punch drunk Love, The Great Escape, A Place in the Sun. Do yourself a favor and take my movie suggestions.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When girls used to actually put a little effort into their profiles. What happened? Oh right, guys happened.
On a typical Friday night I am
100 percent depends on my relationship status
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I left a man for dead in a cave once...

But worse...

I used to sing The Little Mermaids " A Part of Your World" to my pet rabbit Bob.
You should message me if
You put a modicum of effort into your own profile. Ever since dipping back into OKC there seems to have been a cultural shift where girls have gone full lazy fml on their profiles. It's slightly insane. Dont worry folks. The future of our species only depends on both parties keeping their A game on. But hey.
The two of us