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My self-summary
Originally from Oregon which means I'm totally a 9 there, and like a 7 here. Hope you like numbers. El oh el.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for the mouse. I'm in no rush to have a kid but I'd definitely like a 4 year old in the next 5 years.
I’m really good at
Writing divisive profiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyelashes. And my midi-chlorian levels. Kuddos to you if you understood that reference. Major kuddos actually. Don't google it. No cheating!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ishmael, The Mastery of Love, Power of Now, The God Delusion, God Is Not Great, Letters to a Christian Nation, Sugar Blues, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Frankenstein, Star Trek Movie Memories, The Iliad, etc

Food: I think between ramen, sushi, and hibachi - Japanese cuisine is the one I would indulge in for the rest of my life if I could only have one.

PODCASTS!!!: The Dick Show, Waking Up with Sam Harris, Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, Adam Carolla, The Best Debate in the Universe, Defend Your Movie, Empire Film Podcast. I basically listen to intelligent funny people all day everyday in the background so if you don't think that doesn't rub off on a person - then meet me for proof.

Music: Beatles, Oasis, Arcade Fire, Rilo Kiley, Bob Dylan, Myself, Ingrid Michaelson, Queen, Jon Brion, The Wallflowers, Aimee Mann, movie scores (Williams, Hermann, Morricone), Artic Monkeys, Jake Bugg.

TV: Alot of BBC: Sherlock, Black Books, Snuff Box, Father Ted. NETFLIX: Black Mirrors, Chef's Table, Daredevil, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. AMERICAN: Star Wars: Rebels, Comic Book Men, Impractical Jokers, Workaholics, Silicon Valley, Veep, Game of Thrones, Bates Motel, Better Call Saul, Vice Principals, Lethal Weapon, Portlandia, Hell's Kitchen.

Movies: Love Actually, Magnolia, Rocky, The Thin Red Line, The Dark Knight, The Avengers, Star Wars, Star Trek, Jaws, Lord of the Rings, Punch drunk Love, The Great Escape, A Place in the Sun. Pretentious shit.
Six things I could never do without
Youtube Red
One Another
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When girls used to actually put a little effort into their profiles. What happened? Oh right, guys happened.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the motion picture shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I left a man for dead in a cave once...

But worse...

I used to sing The Little Mermaids " A Part of Your World" to my pet rabbit Bob.
You should message me if
You put a modicum of effort into your own profile. Ever since dipping back into OKC there seems to have been a cultural shift where girls have gone full lazy fml on their profiles. It's slightly insane. Dont worry folks. The future of our species only depends on both parties keeping their A game on. But hey.

Also be sure to reminds us all just how amazing your sarcasm is in your profile. Let's make sure we are literally using the right word to describe our humor. Are you suuuure it's sarcastic and are we suuuure sarcasm is even a good quality to possess?
The two of us