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My self-summary
My name is Jordan. I'm not very normal. Nothing about me is normal. I'm not average. I work all hours of the night. My sleep schedule looks like an insane person made it up. My car is where my life happens. Just, nothing about me is normal
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly working and making money. Hanging out with my buddies. Enjoying some beer and passing the bong around after a long nights work.
In short, I'm enjoying my life.
I’m really good at
I'm a really good listener. As odd as that sounds.
Pretty kick ass at my job. Damn good driver as well. I'm also known for being totally oblivious to things other people find obvious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not really sure. I guess you'd have to ask them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read books... Scary.

Movies: Ted. Harold and Kumar. The Labyrinth. Jurassic Park/World. Kinda just depends on the mood

TV: I watch a lot of sports. Parks & Rec. Walking Dead. River Monsters. Family Guy. Really anything that doesn't suck.

Music: From Five Finger Death Punch, Volbeat, and Avenged Sevenfold to Tyler Farr, Zac Brown Band, and Sam Hunt to The Game, Tech N9ne, and Kendrick Lamar.
My music can be all over the place.

Food: Anything that is in no way, shape, or form healthy. Who wants to take all the fun out of eating.
Though, I am an excellent cook in the kitchen!
Six things I could never do without
1. Family
2. Great Friends
3. My Car
4. My Income
5. Unpredictable Weather
6. The Beach
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about things that will never pertain to me. Like how to make the Celtics better. Or how to stop Genocides in Africa. Or how to get my hot pocket the right temperature through the whole damn thing.
You know, important stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Working from 5pm to at least 1am, at least five night a week. Luckily we don't work Sundays!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really have anything for here. I'm pretty much an open book.
You should message me if
You should message me if you are interested in talking.
The two of us