If you're not familiar with the video, a girl gets off the bus and immediately becomes a Hollywood cliche of fast living. That being said, I'm not currently face down in a pile of cocaine, nor have I ever been. I hope this does not bring a look of chagrin to your face.
Here are some other important things about me:
1. I am fairly busy doing standup comedy most nights of the week, though I'd take a night off for you, girl.
2. I would like to find an El Guapo Sweater so I can be him next halloween.
3. I'm creative and often come up with weirdly inspired ideas, some of which I follow up on...others which I let slowly fade away.
Movies: I Heart Huckabees, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Life of Brian, The Professional, Three Amigos, High Fidelity, Team America: World Police
Music: Idlewild, Elvis Costello, Rilo Kiley, Jenny Lewis, Magnetic Fields, Wilco, Elliott Smith, Kathleen Edwards, Silver Jews, The Beach Boys, REM, Outkast, Uncle Tupelo, Aimee Mann, Neko Case, Golden Smog
2. the shower
3. Bail Bonds
7. It let me put a number 7, I think OK Cupid is broken.
Getting out of my comfort zone.
Moving/traveling to a foreign land.
How to best OK Cupid in all facets of the dating game.
What the margin of error is on these okcupid, friend/enemy percentages.
Also, I put my body type as "used up" because I have no idea what that means. Does that mean I've used hard drugs so freely and have been so sexually promiscuous that it's ravaged my body and I'm a shell of a man or does it just mean I had a sports injury once and have a noticeable limp? Regrettably neither of those apply.
...you have the slightest thought that says, "I think I should send this person who I don't know a message...Yeah...I totally should."
...someone dared you and they're staring at you chanting "DO IT! DO IT" You are such a sucker for peer pressure.