elbowmacaroon
42Salem, United States
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My self-summary
maverick, rogue wave, cirque du soleil, spitfire, force of nature

sweet, sour, salty, bitter
What I’m doing with my life
I have a serious job and a family I adore. I cook a lot, see as much live music as possible, and participate in whatever spirited discourse is available.
I’m really good at
Herding cats.
The first things people usually notice about me
My mouth or my ass, depending on whether I'm coming or going.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have all the usual "liberal art school in the 90s" tastes.
Six things I could never do without
Baths
A great bra
Expensive shampoo
The finest fruits, vegetables, nuts, and seeds
Hot beverages
Boots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Truth and beauty
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for trouble.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm truly sorry that I'm not the cool girl fuck buddy everyone wants.
You should message me if
You think you can entertain me.
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