elbowmacaroon
41 Salem, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not a cougar or a bored housewife. I prefer intimacy to anonymity. But I'm not gonna marry you or have your babies. Tell me your favorite band, the best meal you ever ate, the time in your life you felt most alive. I'm not looking for a partner in crime, I'm looking for a cohort in chaos. Can you dig it?
What I’m doing with my life
I have a serious job and a family I adore. I cook a lot, see as much live music as possible, and participate in whatever spirited discourse is available.
I’m really good at
Herding cats.
The first things people usually notice about me
My mouth or my ass, depending on whether I'm coming or going.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have all the usual "liberal art school in the 90s" tastes I suppose.

Don't I look like a woman who enjoys life?
The six things I could never do without
Of course I could live without all of these things, but why would I want to??

Baths
Seltzer
Expensive shampoo
Fruit
Live music
Discourse
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How does one develop a hobby that's not booze or sex?
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for trouble.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a delicate flower
You should message me if
All work and no play makes you a dull boy.
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