i'm 39 years old....you know....like jack benny. marketing is a fascinating science.
i am the ultimate version of... whatever i am. my personality matches my appearance, and have been as you see me, forever. i don't like hippies. i dont like commies. i don't like dope fiends. although i dress like an old-movie texas oil tycoon, and drive a flashy cadillac car, i'm a very poor boy. i have the mentality, tastes and point of view of the average guy-on-the-street circa 1960. i think mickey mantle was a great american. i don't like tattoos near chicks' important parts. i'm the sweetest guy in the whole world. i like road trips across this great country.
in public, i'm probably the slickest character you'll ever meet. privately, i have some interests and hobbies that would surprise you(hopefully in a good way).
THE FOLLOWING WORDS APPEARRING IN YOUR PROFILE JUST MAKE ME TIRED ALL-OVER: obama, oprah, madonna, gaga, glee, passport, vegan, india, asia, hiphop, flip-flops.
i love all people. don't take my niceness for stupidity. i'm deceptively easy-going (so you're not actually getting away with the B.S. you might be trying to pull).
the brass ring has eluded me so far. i'm still pitching in, though. got some big things on the burner. came close many times. great stories. i keep up appearances and manage to amuse myself in the meantime. got projects on the fire, even as we speak.
i'm still lots more fun than most of the clowns out there.
book: mike mulligan and his steam shovel(a virginia lee burton childrens' book i read when i was 5, but i still live by it today), history, biographies, reference books/ music: fats domino(especially the abc-paramount years and the 1960 sessions with the overdubbed string arrangements)(see what i mean?). i've actually been spending years trying to bring back an obsolete pop sound that as of yet has eluded the retro-revivalist community(MY LIFE'S GREAT CAUSE. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ME, THEN THINGS WOULDN'T WORK OUT). i also like the old nashville-countrypolitan sound./ movies: "it's a mad mad mad mad world", anything with timothy carey in it, actually almost any movie/ food: burgers, steaks, spaghetties, ice cream, cocoa puffs, chocolate candies, dr pepper, red stag, jack daniels, miller high life/ tv show: 60s batman(in color), encore western channel, benny hill, abbott and costello, cannon(a quinn martin production) almost anything pre-1975/ art: henry darger.
i like to play air drums to inappropriate music.
most likely to say: "lemme have a diablo sandwich, a dr pepper and make it fast--i'm in a godamn hurry."
also, if you can pass for someone in the age range i like, or if you're too young but extremely cool, that could be ok.
If you know who ernie freeman was and what great thing he did that has enriched my world, i'll marry you (other qualifications apply).
does the word "xenophobia" mean anything to you?
c'mon! i won't bite! i'm a million laughs!