elefante3
47 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
A little off center. For some reason I am super dependable and responsible.

People who meet me generally assume I'm mid to late 30s. Chalk that up to good Italian genes. Or the embalming qualities of tequila
What I’m doing with my life
Coming to grips with the fact that I volunteered for this tour of duty and dealing with the spirit gang that follows me around causing general mayhem
I’m really good at
I see dead people. They mostly are trying to order a sandwich
The six things I could never do without
Tiny dancer
On a typical Friday night I am
Do I even know what day it is? Maybe. Does it matter? Fuck no
You should message me if
When you chew most of the food stays in your mouth. Your farts smell like scented candles. You will send me nude pictures of people, or animals, neither of us know
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