23Waterloo, Canada
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My self-summary
Who am I? Some people call me the night and the darkness. There's a rumor going around campus that I killed a man over a curling match. I once made a Buddhist monk so mad he gestured angrily at me with a shovel. At least one of those things was true.

I go to UWaterloo. I used to be on the improv team. I should do that again. I'm starting my fourth calendar year in university, but with co-op I'm not that close to the end yet.

Full disclosure: I don't play league yet. I borrowed the Poro in my picture. His name is Poro.

I want to experience life. I want to go out on an adventure and not get home until 6AM. I want to go see live music. I want to laugh with someone over coffee. I don't want to just go to work everyday and let my twenties pass me by.

Oh, and I'm fat - not fishing for compliments fat, legitimately having difficulty clothes shopping fat. I'm not proud of it, I'm actively working to change it, but it is a fact. If that bugs you, move along.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying math to maybe do something cool someday. Or I could chuck it all and run off to Switzerland to become a tortured writer. Seems more tempting by the day.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My ever-present beanie. Or my dry sense of humour.
Six things I could never do without
The Internet
People to care about
Public transit
An occasional late night amble
My current playlist
A comfortable bed
On a typical Friday night I am
Maybe playing Overwatch. Maybe drowning in homework at the CnD. Maybe out on a walk. Maybe out with my friends getting sushj. Maybe on reddit. Or maybe... with you?!

Nah, I'm probably on reddit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Either that I secretly enjoy One Direction, or that I'm filled with self-doubt. Oh, wait, was this supposed to be sexual?
You should message me if
...you can think of an interesting conversation starter.
The two of us