22 Waterloo, Canada
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My self-summary
Who am I? Some people call me the night and the darkness. There's a rumor going around campus that I killed a man over a curling match. I once made a Buddhist monk so mad he gestured angrily at me with a shovel. At least one of those things was true.

I go to UWaterloo. I used to be on the improv team. I should do that again. I'm starting my fourth calendar year in university, but with co-op I'm not that close to the end yet.

Full disclosure: I don't play league yet. I borrowed the Poro in my picture. His name is Poro.

I want to experience life. I want to go out on an adventure and not get home until 6AM. I want to go see live music. I want to laugh with someone over coffee. I don't want to just go to work everyday and let my twenties pass me by.

Oh, and I'm fat - not fishing for compliments fat, legitimately having difficulty clothes shopping fat. I'm not proud of it, I'm actively working to change it, but it is a fact. If that bugs you, move along.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying math to maybe do something cool someday. Or I could chuck it all and run off to Switzerland to become a tortured writer. Seems more tempting by the day.
I’m really good at
Math... at least compared to people who don't study math. Writing. Telling stories... sometimes. Giving head rubs.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ever-present beanie. Or my dry sense of humour.
The six things I could never do without
The Internet
People to care about
Public transit
An occasional late night amble
My current playlist
A comfortable bed
On a typical Friday night I am
Maybe I'm performing in a poetry slam. Maybe I'm drowning in homework at the CnD. Maybe I'm out on my bike playing ingress. Maybe I'm in with my friends, playing Cards Against Humanity. Maybe I'm on reddit. Or maybe... I'm with you?!

Nah, I'm probably on reddit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Either that I secretly enjoy One Direction, or that I'm filled with self-doubt. Oh, wait, was this supposed to be sexual?
You should message me if
Please for the love of god it's 'you' not 'u'.
Message me if you can think of an interesting question to ask.