EMBLEMS, TOYS AND ICONS: HAVE/DON'T HAVE - Motorcycle & Sports Car/Suburban Assault Vehicle (aka: "SUV"). Two cats/mice. One dog/sedentary cats. Pilots License/parachute. Professional Degree/workaholic attitude. Life-Cycle/cardiovascular malfunction. - Generous to a fault. Floss regularly.
I have included for your edification and delectation, three, count'em, three provocative poses of me; each a highly coveted item! One shows me after undergoing a native transmogrification ritual in Siberia and another is of me "in action" on one of my international adventures. Quite "swashbuckling;" don't you agree?
So, that's me; .... HMMM; .... what else? Cooking? Yes, cooking; all women go for a guy who cooks (literally and figuratively); right? So, I wish to announce that I am a distinguished graduate of the Advanced "Master Chef" program of Le Cordon Bleu: "Electromagnetic Radiative Cuisine Preparation" (Microwaves), with the required minor in data entry. As we say in France, "It's all in the fingers!"
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* Have no pictures of myself at Machu Picchu and have NOT read "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" #
# Not that there's anything wrong with Dragons! Or girls!!!
Presently have wound down my law practice and transitoned into a wholly more enjoyable and profound line of work: direct action projects protecting and restoring wild animal and plant populations in disturbed native habitats. A current work in progress - Film at 11 !
JEEZ. GOTTA get a life; right?
I might even be forgiven, right? (Confession on a mass-medium is good for the soul? Or something like that?)
Now brace yourself! Here it is:
I ONCE ENTERTAINED IMPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT BILLY GRAHAM!
BUT: Don't worry! All that's in the past now! Ended abruptly when Tammy-Fae entered the forefront.
And please, don't make any assumptions about my true sexual orientation based upon this past transgression! I've lately been making arrangements for a threesome with Bob and Libby Dole. GOOD TIMES, I'm sure!!! And, that way maybe I can find out if that Viagra stuff really works the way Bob Dole has always told us? *
* Although, don't you think it's really Libby who would be the best judge of just how well that stuff works?
You may be interested in settling down with one man, but never settling just to be with one. Have a genuine appreciation for the life of the mind. Be seriously devoted to fitness (as am I), not out of vanity, but out of self esteem and as a life-long health practice. I am not nearly as interested in the things you do recreationally as I am in what you are about as a sentient being. Understand implicitly that the "finer things" in life are never material things, but rather only magnificent experiences and moments of profound intimacy and understanding .
Share my values of compassion for the world's suffering, enjoy a sardonic, often offbeat, view of the world and both accept and provide deep tenderness when it is time for such things.
P.S. MUST LOVE ANIMALS! In particular, that would be ME:
Species: Homo sapiens
An Altogether Wonderful, Testosterone-Based Life Form!