elias424
58San Jose, United States
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My self-summary
Out of the ordinary - guaranteed*- SWM, 57 (looks 56.5) Gry/Blnd, Blue, 6ft 175lbs., very fit, exceptionally bright, well established, genuine professional, with life-long commitment to social/economic justice and environmental conservation. Whimsical, humorous, affable and very engaging company when with bright, energetic people. Well educated with a variegated background involving several careers, international adventure and current international environmental projects. Preferred activities are out of doors, day trips mostly, aviation (I'm a pilot) as well as serious literature. Also enjoy film and theatre when with a proper partner to attend such things. I am quite cerebral, but much engaged in the real world, hence, NEVER boring!

EMBLEMS, TOYS AND ICONS: HAVE/DON'T HAVE - Motorcycle & Sports Car/Suburban Assault Vehicle (aka: "SUV"). Two cats/mice. One dog/sedentary cats. Pilots License/parachute. Professional Degree/workaholic attitude. Life-Cycle/cardiovascular malfunction. - Generous to a fault. Floss regularly.

I have included for your edification and delectation, three, count'em, three provocative poses of me; each a highly coveted item! One shows me after undergoing a native transmogrification ritual in Siberia and another is of me "in action" on one of my international adventures. Quite "swashbuckling;" don't you agree?

So, that's me; .... HMMM; .... what else? Cooking? Yes, cooking; all women go for a guy who cooks (literally and figuratively); right? So, I wish to announce that I am a distinguished graduate of the Advanced "Master Chef" program of Le Cordon Bleu: "Electromagnetic Radiative Cuisine Preparation" (Microwaves), with the required minor in data entry. As we say in France, "It's all in the fingers!"
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* Have no pictures of myself at Machu Picchu and have NOT read "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" #

# Not that there's anything wrong with Dragons! Or girls!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Earned a living as a consumer/plaintiffs' attorney; representig only people mistreated or injured in some way, usually by an employer, manufacturer or insurance company. Law practice supported my "habits:" environmental conservation and economic justice.

Presently have wound down my law practice and transitoned into a wholly more enjoyable and profound line of work: direct action projects protecting and restoring wild animal and plant populations in disturbed native habitats. A current work in progress - Film at 11 !
I’m really good at
Whata ya got?
The first things people usually notice about me
Hey, that's pretty easy; it's the machete that's permanently embedded between my teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Les Miserable, Crime and Punishment, God of Small Things, Magic Mountain, Joseph Anton. Music: Classical. Andes, Rock n Roll, Old-Time Mt. Music (I play it - 5 Sting Banjo) Food: Indonesian, Indian, Thai.
Six things I could never do without
Well, the numbers one through six, for a start.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How so many people in the U.S., especially voters, don't seem to think at all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Too frequently on one of the these infernal,pixelated lonely- hearts' clubs.

JEEZ. GOTTA get a life; right?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
HMMM Quite inquisitive, wouldn't you say?!!! .... But, okay; I'll spill. I mean, it's not as if any dime-fool in the world with enough motor-skill to punch a keyboard and shove a mouse around can have immediate access; right?

I might even be forgiven, right? (Confession on a mass-medium is good for the soul? Or something like that?)

Now brace yourself! Here it is:

I ONCE ENTERTAINED IMPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT BILLY GRAHAM!

BUT: Don't worry! All that's in the past now! Ended abruptly when Tammy-Fae entered the forefront.

And please, don't make any assumptions about my true sexual orientation based upon this past transgression! I've lately been making arrangements for a threesome with Bob and Libby Dole. GOOD TIMES, I'm sure!!! And, that way maybe I can find out if that Viagra stuff really works the way Bob Dole has always told us? *

* Although, don't you think it's really Libby who would be the best judge of just how well that stuff works?
You should message me if
Seeking fit, very bright (*at least college educated*- PLEASE) SF, any race, non-smoking, 36-58, with high self-esteem, and passion for things beyond just the physical. Have a healthy, robust sexual attitude and appetite, preferably for significant (dare I venture, loving, maybe permanent) LTR; maybe even the "M" Word? -YIKES!

You may be interested in settling down with one man, but never settling just to be with one. Have a genuine appreciation for the life of the mind. Be seriously devoted to fitness (as am I), not out of vanity, but out of self esteem and as a life-long health practice. I am not nearly as interested in the things you do recreationally as I am in what you are about as a sentient being. Understand implicitly that the "finer things" in life are never material things, but rather only magnificent experiences and moments of profound intimacy and understanding .

Share my values of compassion for the world's suffering, enjoy a sardonic, often offbeat, view of the world and both accept and provide deep tenderness when it is time for such things.

P.S. MUST LOVE ANIMALS! In particular, that would be ME:

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Mammalia

Order: Primates

Family: Hominidae

Genus: Homo

Species: Homo sapiens

GENDER: Male

An Altogether Wonderful, Testosterone-Based Life Form!
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