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My self-summary
I'm Eli. (Pronounced like Ellie) I'm 25. I live in Los Angeles, California. Graduated from a musical theatre conservatory program. Im very friendly and somewhat sarcastic/ironic.
I love traveling. I have a house in an island in Brazil which I absolutely love and its the perfect place to go when you need an escape route.
i love cats with a passion
also i am warning you if you open my instagram you will most likely find a bunch of weird shit....sorry not sorry πŸ€—
not super into people wasting my time, or wasting other peoples time
*by "drinks socially" i mean take a couple of shots in the comfort of my own home. Youre not gonna find me drinking at a bar....sorry πŸ˜†
usually after a long day i like to come home and smoke weed, so if youre not ok w that we probs wont work out 😬
What I’m doing with my life
Working for a South African retail company that makes natural body care products
Adoring my cat
I’m really good at
Being sarcastic.
Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dimples and glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mostly everything, it depends. Currently heartbroken by the ending of Penny Dreadful, black mirror o_O. Im also re-watching The OC (sorry not sorry AT ALL)
Very pleased with the ending if House of Cards season 5, please talk to me about it
Anything Netflix original, they always kill the game
If you own an N64 and super smash bros plz message immediately πŸ˜‚πŸ’•
Obsessed with the great british baking show, that shit is BOMB.
Six things I could never do without
My cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
EVERYTHING because I am a female, hahaha.
(while this is still true i decided to update it)
-how insignificant we are on a much bigger scale in this whole universe/space/time
-SPACE (so many unanswered questions ugh)
-adopting more cats
-adopting a puppy
-my cat
-in n out (lets be real)
-that time a swarm of +100 bees flew 2 inches above my head, i legit thought that was my dying day. that being said, fuck insects (not in a kill them all way but more in like a stay away from me and we'll be good way)
On a typical Friday night I am
Working πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will always be a cat lady at heart
I like sleeping naked
You should message me if
You feel like getting to know me

If youre looking for somebody with their shit together....im not your girl πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

If you know who Jamiroquai is (have not met one single person in the US who knows who they are and it baffles me)

Also theres no point in liking each other if you dont respond to messages 😘
The two of us