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My self-summary
Update: I'm just looking for someone to hold me for the next 4 years. Also, may need someone to hide me when they start rounding up Jews :,(

Let's get together and forget the world.

Here was my profile before things got sad:

Hey there, Sailor! I see you, baby, checkin' out my profile. You're thinking 'Very Nice, How much?' Well, Borat impersonator, if you wanna take this lady out, you better shape up-though my mother always told me the ending of Grease was trashy and sent a terrible message. Good girl goes slutty for trouble making gear head with the body and moves of a ballerina? Who knew he'd be cross-dressing in his next on-screen musical, 30 years aged.

Yes I did just open with a Travolta slight.

also, these:
What I’m doing with my life
Building my business, self evaluating, improving daily. I'm a dog walker by day and music teacher by night. I want to go back to school to be a child psychologist, but I'm not in a hurry because I love what I do and I prioritize enjoying each moment without living in the past or future.

Browsing boys' profiles on OKC and wishing I could ask if their sister is available.

Meeting as many people as I can while I don't have the time to travel. The only other way to see the world is to explore the cultures and individuals who are right under your nose.
I’m really good at
Being straight forward, I never learned how to properly lie.

Seeing different perspectives.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I like making silly faces and talking to dogs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot of books pertaining to my profession. I'm passionate about child development and psychology. I spend a lot of time studying up in an unofficial capacity, because I'm dreading spending tons of money on an official education.

I like scary movies, not necessarily super violent, but just creepy. And frequently have to cover my eyes at the scary parts. If we watch something too scary, I might make you stay the night to protect me!

I majored in music, but its not a very important part of my life anymore. I don't like to go to live shows, which will probably scare off half the 'cool' people and hipsters. If you are interesting enough to date, I'll want to spend time with you in a place where I can hear you talk.

I usually don't eat pork-yes you can have my bacon, unless my dog is around, he gets first dibs. I'm allergic to eggs, almonds and kidney beans, which sucks because I love marzipan croissants. Other than that I like 'clean eating' (primarily paleo) and enjoy all things in moderation. Yes we can still go out to eat, but if you're down to cook healthy meals, we'll save so much money and then we can use it to travel!!! Yay!
Six things I could never do without
a pen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why there aren't more attractive Jewish men for me to marry. My Bubbe rolls over in her grave everytime I take out one of you goy boys....let alone the shiksa
On a typical Friday night I am
Skinny dipping, because there's no one at my gym on a Friday night

Dancin' up in da club and trying not to be molested, unsuccessfully :(

Reading, because sometimes Friday nights are just another night of the week.

I just spent this past Friday night learning how to swaddle my dog. Nothing has ever been so gratifying, for both of us.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was a Kinesiology major for a year in college and now I kinda hate exercising. Not all exercise, but a lot of it. Ok, I really just hate...anything boring. But I get bored easily. I don't get runners, I want to know who is chasing them.
Also minored in Nutrition, but am not willing to admit that I ever eat junk food. not uh, never.

I'd like to think I am an EXCELLENT dancer-including salsa, swing, and dirty dancing. Not like the 80's movie, like...dirrrty dancing. Like...I'm a white shakira, but my hips do lie, because they tell you I'm not white.

I'm afraid of snow sports but if you think you can cure me....
You should message me if
and only if...

you'd consider being platonic if our date goes well but not THAT well. I love having friends and can never have enough! I make a GREAT friend. Like, so awesome and fun. We might not even have to rule out benefits :o

You're intelligent. You're open and non-judgemental. You can find something to appreciate in every person you meet. You can find more positive than negative things that happened today. You understand that people are people, perfection is impossible, but trying is mandatory. You'll never be done seeing more of the world.

You are going to push me to be the best version of me, without trying to change my core values, and without being a drill sergeant (I appreciate the methodology but I just don't respond to this kind of motivation-speaking from experience here).

You acknowledge and accept that my dog goes everywhere with me, that he is handicapped and you have to be patient with us.

You really did read this whole thing, kudos to you, it's a fuxking novella.
The two of us