Yes I did just open with a Travolta slight.
also, these: http://www.quickmeme.com/Dating-Site-Murderer/
Browsing boys' profiles on OKC and wishing I could ask if their sister is available.
Meeting as many people as I can while I don't have the time to travel. The only other way to see the world is to explore the cultures and individuals who are right under your nose.
Being straight forward, I never learned how to properly lie.
I like scary movies, not necessarily super violent, but just creepy. And frequently have to cover my eyes at the scary parts. Netflix is the bane of my existence.
I majored in music, but its not a very important part of my life anymore. I don't like to go to live shows, which will probably scare off half the cool people on this site. That's ok, I'm a little too old for cool people anyway.
I usually don't eat pork, yes you can have my bacon, unless my dog is around. He gets first dibs.
Why there aren't more attractive Jewish men for me to marry. My Bubbe roles over in her grave everytime I take out one of you goyim....let alone the shiksa
Dancin' up in da club and trying not to be molested, unsuccessfully :(
Reading, because sometimes Friday nights are just another night of the week.
Also minored in Nutrition, but am not willing to admit that I ever eat junk food. not uh, never.
I'd like to think I am an EXCELLENT dancer-including salsa, swing, and dirty dancing. Not like the 80's movie, like...dirrrty dancing. Like...I'm a white shakira, but my hips do lie, because they tell you I'm not white.
I'm afraid of snow sports but if you think you can cure me....
you'd consider being platonic if our date goes well but not THAT well. I love having friends and can never have enough! I make a GREAT friend. Like, so awesome and fun. We might not even have to rule out benefits :o
You're intelligent. You're open and non-judgemental. You can find something to appreciate in every person you meet. You can find more positive than negative things that happened today. You understand that people are people, perfection is impossible, but trying is mandatory. You'll never be done seeing more of the world.
You are going to push me to be the best version of me, without trying to change my core values, and without being a drill sergeant (I appreciate the methodology but I just don't respond to this kind of motivation-speaking from experience here).
You acknowledge and accept that my dog goes everywhere with me, that he is handicapped and you have to be patient with us.
You really did read this whole thing, kudos to you, it's a fuxking novella.