44Kerikeri, New Zealand
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My self-summary
So heres my top ten facts about me:
10 - i swear like a sailor (but i am really good at it)
9 - I am intelligent (but don't do mindgames)
8 - I am honest (except when its rude or could hurt someone)
7 - Am a gentlemen (hold doors open but treat everyone equally)
6 - I dance (general hip hop rnb not ballroom)
5 - Old ladies find me charming (but i dont know why)
4 - Am fluent in sarcasm (and THATS gotten me far)
3 - I am creative (which also means I'm disorganised)
2 - Am confident and assertive (which hides my shyness)
1 - Have a very accurate bullsh#t detector.

so ask me anything... ^_^
What I’m doing with my life
am an creative freak! started as a traditional woodcarver, then became a graphic designer (swapped mallet and chisel for mouse). Became a design lecturer, started a clothing print designer, became a screenprinter then back to lecturing. Started my own design company (won a biz award wow) began designing custom made apparel (designed NZ olympic fern and uniform -ok showing off now). Back to teaching and now looking for something new and adventurous!
I’m really good at
situation comedy, stress relief, sculpture, innovative thinking, public speaking, talking myself out of bad situations, cooking, anything arty, dancing and laughing at innappropriate moments
The first things people usually notice about me
My lack of volume control? My mischievious grin, i have been told my hair is nice (whatever that means) and my animated behavior.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
book: the DIY lobotomy

movies: fight club, Apocolypto

music: R&B hip hop, reggae and loadsa others

food: allergic to all nuts (two legged kind also
Six things I could never do without
A cold beer on a hot day
A warm hug on a cold night
Spicy food (important see # 4)
Air freshner ^_^
The love of my family
Compassion for others
I spend a lot of time thinking about
others... sigh
On a typical Friday night I am
With family or with friends socialising
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I seriously injured my leg in a freak poledancing accident at a lesbian bar. (go on, you know you wanna ask)
You should message me if
like me you spend sundays alone with nothing but your crippling emotional pain for company, or, can say hello in more than three languages ^_^
The two of us